Freaky Friday. Not really. Just Friday. Unless you think I’m freaky. On Friday. Then Freaky Friday. I think I’m ready for a house cleaner. Not like, a constant cleaner, always here. But someone to come in every other week to do the hardcore stuff. I think I’m ready. And you know what, I’m finding that […]
FR- two four six eight, who do we apprecia-IDAY. Hiiieeee! It’s been a while. And by a while I mean on this series. Not this week. I skipped last week. But not today. Because I was in L.A. Not today. But last week. Just on Friday. Because I was in L.A. You following? No? Good. […]
FRIPPITY FROO. FRIDDILY DOO. Guys I think I have to go to jury duty. JURY DUTY. That dreaded bright yellow card landed itself in my mailbox the other day, and the moment I saw my full name in all caps on the front, my heartbeat immediately fell through my butt. JURY DUTY. So I filled […]
Frah Deeeeeeeeedoooooder. UM, something happened. Something so big happened, and I’m coming undone at my ever-loving seams to tell someone. You. Anyone. Because I’m sick of talking to the voices in my head. So, it was the other night. Saturday night. And you know what, I don’t think there was even a full MOON or […]
FARDAR. I need help! You’re like, “HOLD ON LET ME GET MY COFFEE. Okay go.” This one goes out to the one I lov – I mean traveling families. Specifically those who travel with small gremlins in a moving vehicle down a long road that you’re operating. I’m starting to wrap my head around the […]
FFFFFFFFFFrahdeh. Can we talk about face rollers? . . .Yeah like, face rollers! Is that not the word? Hold on. I’ll ask Mr Goog. Quit looking at me like that. Okay, FACIAL rollers. I was close. What ARE they? What do they do? All of a sudden I’m seeing them everywhere, with everyone, on all […]
Fr- 2 4 6 8 who do we apprecia -IDAY. (<–that didn’t work.) Okay, girls. WHERE MY LADIES AT. WHERE MY BOOS BE. WHERE MY BAES STAY. This is already incredibly uncomfortable. Who here uses Poshmark? And also, what is Poshmark? Is it like ebay? Because it seems weird, but I just might be old […]
Flippidy floppidy frippidy Friday. Ruggies! Wait, let me start over. Ruggers! Okay hold on. RUG LOVERS. (there we go.) I need a rug. A giant rug. Like, a Herculean area rug of mammoth proportions. BECAUSE, guess what. Remember how we talked about leather sofas a few weeks back? Wellllll, we got one! THE ONE. Article […]
F r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r i i i i i i i i i i d d d d d d d d d a a a a a a a a a. Y. Okay. Mom friends. Mom friends of tiny, germy gremlins. I […]
FeeeeeeeeeeeeRILLY DEE DO DAY. I’m warning you now, today’s Flotsam is basically one Herculean poll. I mean, POOOOOOLLLLLLLL-ah! It’s what I do leave me alone. First up! Curling iron or a curing wand? I’ve always used a curling iron. A one-inch Conair from the ’80s. But it seems like KIDS THESE DAYS are more into […]
