FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlimay! Er, Friday. OKAY SO. Finished Handmaid’s Tale last week. (<–I almost typed tail. Elizabeth Moss’s tail.) I absolutely L O V E D the ending. (spoilers!! SPOILERS. you’ve been warned. don’t paper cut me.) When they’re all in that huge circle in the lightly falling snow, and the guards drag out loony JANINE and […]
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaahrillyrooday. THE HANDMAID’S TALE. (how can I not just jump in. also, no spoilers! praise be.) I have two to go. Two left. Only two. AND I WILL SAY, the last two episodes that I watched didn’t leave me wanting to sell my eyeballs and heart on Ebay. I survived them! With very little damage. […]
Frudil. I mean Fraler. I mean Frezkes. I mean Fromoo. I mean Friday. So last night I watched The Family Stone (I always call it Romancing the Family Stone because I’m that tool.) and while it’s SO SAD AND SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND SO WONDERFUL AND SO AWKWARD to watch, do you want to know what […]
F a a a a a a a a a a a a riday. Have you guys seen VOYEUR? Ohmgud. It’s all I can think about. Listen. This (married!!??!?!) pervo man buys a motel in Denver back in the ’60s for the primary reason of watching his guests do you know what, through a […]
Fo ho ho ho HIDAY. I have a serious question! And I’m serious. Seriously serious. Forever now, we’ve had one of those OLD Bose sound docks. A GIANT, ANCIENT GRAY SOUND DOCK, guys. For a, wait for it – ipod. Do those even exist anymore?? I need an upgrade. A Christmas upgrade. But this is […]
F10987654321RIDAY. I gave up on Ally McBeal. WAAAAAAAH. I know. I know! Don’t paper cut me. I think I was in the wrong mindset when I started watching it, because it never really crawled into my soul cavity and ate at every crevice like Gilmore Girls or Felicity did. I gave up. And during season […]
Faaaaaaaaah-raaaaaaaah-heeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeee. I have something to tell you. And this might be a deal breaker for us. Catastrophic even. It’s one of those things that I’ve tried forever to get on board with. Every year, I try. And every year, I can’t. And truthfully, it’s something I’ve known about about myself, I think my whole life, […]
Freeeeeeeederrrrrrrrrr. I THINK I WANT A TREADMILL. Actually, I know I do. I 9238763435735% want one. It hit me the other day, I’m going to be a winter treadmill person. Because a) I’m a total sissy in the winter when it comes to running outside. Hello, frostbite. And b) I’m a massive baby and refuse to […]
FrAHAHAHHAHAHiday. I’ve decided the absolute worst thing in the entire world is when someone toots on an airplane. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE IT. Yet everyone ignores it. This is the thing. I’ve personally never tooted on an airplane (I’m serious don’t look at me like that!), yet I feel like the guilty dealter […]
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(warning:therearefartoomanyfeetphotosinthefollowingpost)DAY. We’re not going camping. Guys. We’re not going camping. We bought a huge TENT, some AIR MATTRESSES, a SLEEPING BAG, thrifted some CHAIRS, a COOLER, some kid SLEEPING BAGS, and we’re not going camping. Not going. (What if I just went to the next subject right now and didn’t tell you why? How much […]
