Have you ever wondered what it’s like to ride on the wings of a Bald Eagle through the majestic mountains of Yosemite at the break of a crisp spring dawn?


Oh gosh me either, are you kidding? I’m so not a risk taker. But I can imagine that eating this Tex-Mex Chicken Quinoa salad comes somewhere pretty.dern.close.

What am I even saying to you. That makes NO sense at all.

It’d be more like Yellowstone.

I’m gonna be honest with ya. I have no stories for you today. I’m all dried up. It’s like a frickin’ barren wasteland up there. I think I just saw a tumbleweed . . . tumble by.

Actually, I do have something to say. See this dude in the picture right here? Two things:

1) I sure do dig him.

2) It’s our 8-year anniv today. Or as we’ve been saying since JT made his 5th hosting appearance on SNL, AVERNERSARY. I’m sorry, but Monica and Chandler champagne? I die. I die.dead.gone.

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Look at my face. I think I just said, “This cake just goosed me!”

I seriously can’t believe this guy digs me.

Here’s that Cheeeecken Quinoa Majestic Mountain Eagle Wings Salad!