Time to unleash our inner closet sorority girl! Is “inner closet” repetitively redundant? Eh, who’s to say. RANCH pizzas. I’m not even sorry about how much I love ranch dressing. And I’m not sure if sorority girls even like ranch dressing anymore. Do they? BACK IN MY DAY (said like the Grandpa Simpson) it was […]
I’m posting FOOOOOD glory be to all the pigeon angels and baby koala bears. And tacos, none the less. Had to start back strong, ya know. Go tacos, or go home. Isn’t that the old saying? Every taco has its shell? When life gives you tacos, make tacos? I forget how it goes. Anyway, thanks […]
There are a few things in life that people possess monstrous opinions about. Politics, religion, relationships….and ranch dressing. Ranch dressing is tricky, I tell you. How much tang? How much kick? How thin or thick should it be? You’re liable to lose a limb if you find yourself in a situation of opposing ranch opinions. […]
