Remember that old ’90s movie Friday? “My neck! My back! My neck and my back!” Haha. That’s all I had to say about that. I learned something very important this week. Something I feel every mom should explore with their children, at this crucial spongealicious stage. Knowing what I know now, after this discovery, changes […]
He came. He went. That sunbia conquered. And you’re totally creeped out. Tell me how your Christmas was! Was it wonderful? Horrible? Snowy? Hot? Stressful? Relaxing? Did you get everything on your wish list? Are you exhausted? Ready to do it again? Never want to think about the holidays for the rest of time? If […]
Last Friday until Kreeeeeezmuuuuus! Of course, like the psycho lunatic that I am, I’ve now decided to take the babies to IKEA today to just maaaake sure I’m done shopping. I mean, I’m done. I should stay home. But I need to make sure I’m morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably- dead! […]
FAH-RAH-DAH. That’s “Friday” in Bev speak. I’d like to start this flotsam by showing you this lovely little Christmas village. How about, it’s made of CHEESE. You either just got extremely hungry, or extremely grossed out. I didn’t make this cheese village, no way. Lord knows I don’t have the patience for something this detailed. […]
DECEMBER THE FIFTH TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN. How!? Howhowhowhow? So we have a Wimbley the Wonder Boy winner! But I’ll get to that in a second. I want to show you my awkward Santas that I wasn’t able to Snoopit due to my iphone pukey-duke. Which by the way, has since been fixed. Yay! But they […]
Greeeeetings from the Arkansas roa! – yes we’re still traveling. We’ve been to Mississippi. We slept in shacks. We played in cotton fields. We cooked a gigantor friendsgiving meal. We’ve been to Hot Springs, AR. We stuck our feet in actual hot springs. I screamed. We sneaked around old historic bathhouses. We crashed a local […]
Gaaareetings from the Arkansas road! You guys, we’re on a NINE day road trip. Nine days. With the babies. And our dog. I like to romanticize that we’re this cool traveling family band/gypsies. But let’s face it. By day two we’re going to look like straight up carnies. Why does this excite me even more? […]
This weeeeeeekaaaaaaaaaaa. I always sound so drained at the beginning of these posts. I can assure you I’m as chipper as a dandy dipper! Except, let me just tell you about this week. It was mainly Monday. Well, it started last Thursday to be exact. (cue Saved By the Bell-style vignette blur to indicate a […]
Friiiiiidee.dee.dee.dee.dee. That’s not an actual song, I’m just an extreme weirdo-tron. Okay so I’m just going to jump right in. Remember that video that was filmed at my house back in August? It’s live! I was hired to be a baker (hahaha) for Foodsaver. But let me warn you of a few things. (aka: my […]
Boo! You were scared. Admit it. Happy Halloween! I always feel like Halloween is the gateway to the holiday season. The entrance to madness-ville. The portal to crazy town. From here on out it’s full speed ahead! I’m terrified. Hold me? Quick story! The above photo, okay, so last Thursday night was the opening reception […]
