F10987654321RIDAY. I gave up on Ally McBeal. WAAAAAAAH. I know. I know! Don’t paper cut me. I think I was in the wrong mindset when I started watching it, because it never really crawled into my soul cavity and ate at every crevice like Gilmore Girls or Felicity did. I gave up. And during season […]
Faaaaaaaaah-raaaaaaaah-heeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeee. I have something to tell you. And this might be a deal breaker for us. Catastrophic even. It’s one of those things that I’ve tried forever to get on board with. Every year, I try. And every year, I can’t. And truthfully, it’s something I’ve known about about myself, I think my whole life, […]
Freeeeeeeederrrrrrrrrr. I THINK I WANT A TREADMILL. Actually, I know I do. I 9238763435735% want one. It hit me the other day, I’m going to be a winter treadmill person. Because a) I’m a total sissy in the winter when it comes to running outside. Hello, frostbite. And b) I’m a massive baby and refuse to […]
FrAHAHAHHAHAHiday. I’ve decided the absolute worst thing in the entire world is when someone toots on an airplane. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE IT. Yet everyone ignores it. This is the thing. I’ve personally never tooted on an airplane (I’m serious don’t look at me like that!), yet I feel like the guilty dealter […]
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(warning:therearefartoomanyfeetphotosinthefollowingpost)DAY. We’re not going camping. Guys. We’re not going camping. We bought a huge TENT, some AIR MATTRESSES, a SLEEPING BAG, thrifted some CHAIRS, a COOLER, some kid SLEEPING BAGS, and we’re not going camping. Not going. (What if I just went to the next subject right now and didn’t tell you why? How much […]
FridaYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Remember in old movies, how the dude would passionately take the gal by the waist, and kiss up her arm? Like, he’d start at her hand with tiny smooches, and make his way up her entire arm with kisses? Remember that? And it was pretty dramatic, too, like super Frenchy, or Oklahoma! Or the […]
F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a Y. You know how in every forensic show that you watch (the real ones! not like CSI), it shows a […]
F987654321RIDAY. DOES PAT SAJAK EVER GET SICK? Think about this, does Pat Sajak ever.get.sick? He’s been on the Wheels for 8 hundred million years, every single night, and I’ve NEVER SEEN A STAND IN. NEVER SEEN A SUB. What happens if Pat Sajak gets sick!? What would they do? He must drink bone broth. (I’ve […]
F ursday. I mean!… F onday. I mean!….F aturday. I mean!…..FRIDAY. You guys I just took a sip of coffee and then right after a sip of beet juice and MY TONGUE IS LIVID WITH ME. Why would I do that? One can have their coffee and have their beet juice, but not side by […]
FahAAAAAAAAAHreedee. So, Ally. I’m still liking it! But – it’s not SLAYING me like I need it to. Maybe it’s because I’m still early in (like 9 episodes), and character development is still underway. But, I NEED MOREEEEAAAAAAA. First of all, who the hay is this Vonda Shepard lady and why is she all over […]
