FridaYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Remember in old movies, how the dude would passionately take the gal by the waist, and kiss up her arm? Like, he’d start at her hand with tiny smooches, and make his way up her entire arm with kisses? Remember that? And it was pretty dramatic, too, like super Frenchy, or Oklahoma! Or the […]
F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a Y. You know how in every forensic show that you watch (the real ones! not like CSI), it shows a […]
F987654321RIDAY. DOES PAT SAJAK EVER GET SICK? Think about this, does Pat Sajak ever.get.sick? He’s been on the Wheels for 8 hundred million years, every single night, and I’ve NEVER SEEN A STAND IN. NEVER SEEN A SUB. What happens if Pat Sajak gets sick!? What would they do? He must drink bone broth. (I’ve […]
F ursday. I mean!… F onday. I mean!….F aturday. I mean!…..FRIDAY. You guys I just took a sip of coffee and then right after a sip of beet juice and MY TONGUE IS LIVID WITH ME. Why would I do that? One can have their coffee and have their beet juice, but not side by […]
FahAAAAAAAAAHreedee. So, Ally. I’m still liking it! But – it’s not SLAYING me like I need it to. Maybe it’s because I’m still early in (like 9 episodes), and character development is still underway. But, I NEED MOREEEEAAAAAAA. First of all, who the hay is this Vonda Shepard lady and why is she all over […]
FEE FAA FOO f r i d a y. I started Ally McBeal! AND YOU GUYS I DIDN’T USE ALL CAPS ON ANY OF THAT. oh. It’s cute so far! I can’t decide if I love or hate Ally though. I’m only three episodes in, so I know she’ll grow on me. What I DO […]
fridayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyy. WE FINISHED DAWSON’S CREEK LAST NIGHT. (there’s really no other way to begin this post.) We’re done! Finished! FINITO. Okay, I think I liked the ending. I think. (spoiler alert, for those of you also two decades behind in life.) So Jen dies. From some, what – heart thingy? The whole episode felt SO […]
F R IDAY. Do little kids still get up at the fanny crack of dawn to watch Saturday morning cartoons? THAT WAS SUCH A THING. My little sister and I would wake up at like, 3am, super jazzed about the Smurfs, then realize it was still pitch […]
YADIRF. FRIDAY. yaDIRF. FRIDay. Yadirf. Friday. Listen to this crazy dream I had! You’re like, “Or not?” Two nights ago I woke up over and over and over having the same dream. Stuck in it. Not able to get out of it. And I would call it a nightmare, but let me tell you about […]
FREEEFRAAAFROOOOFRUUUUUfriday. WHEN DID TACO BELL GET SO EXPENSIVE? (Why am I yelling.) No but, when did Taco Bell get on board with normal rip-off prices? I’ve always relied on the TB for the dirtiest, cheapiest tacos, and I mourn that that era is behind us. Get this, we spent nearly FIFTEEN DOLLARS at Taco Bell […]
