Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-I can see us lost in the memory, August slipped away ….!

The other day I was texting with a friend about weekend plans, and she said to me, “We have company coming over on Saturday night.” and I was immediately 12 years old listening to my parents talk about “company visiting.” Company! The word tickles me to no end and more people need to use it. (Obviously I told her so.)
Because like, when we’re hanging with friends, or having friends over, I say that. We’re having some friends over. Or – friends are coming over. Not, we have company coming over. And now I’m obsessed with it. Because in my head, my friend’s “company” SURELY was distant cousins coming in from Montana, right?That’s really the only time the word company is used. For a group of travelers, right? A family in from somewhere far, far away. Right?
You add the word “visit” to the situation and it’s pure gold. We’re going to visit with some company on Saturday night.
Amazing.
My friend Michelle and I used to say the word “visit” when we were younger (like back in the early 2000s) and we would giggle to no end. “Let’s just sit here and visit” – we’d say. Hahaha!
Tell me if you use the word company. PLEASE SAY you use the word company.

Can someone please explain this weighted vest phenomenon?
I . . . do not get it. I see women EVAR-EE-WHERE wearing weight vests lately while walking and immediately I think they’re training for some police academy. (and having an affair with the chief but I listen to too many betrayal podcasts.)
But like, what do they do exactly? Besides add an annoying amount of weight to your blissful walk. Posture? Status? To look cool for Instagram? What is it? I do not understand.
Yes I could ask google but you’re cuter.

HOT TAKE: audiobooks don’t count. My husband thinks they do (he’s wrong), but we need to settle this.
Do audiobooks count? FOR A READING GOAL?
(they do not.)
I suppose they DO count. Do they?
(Only in podcast form.)
No, you’re right! They do. That’s assy of me to say. Some only have time for audiobooks. I get it.
(. . . but they don’t count.)
Sorry!!! They do. They do.
(. . . but no.)
No! Bev, stop it. Listening to a book is completely fine. For some. It’s fine. It’s great even.
(. . .but they don’t actually count.)
Make your case why audiobooks count (they don’t) and send me your favorite audiobook so I can send it to Aaron and you all can “read” a book together. Cheaters.
Keeding, keeding!
(but no.)

This is how I can tell I’m approaching 50. (not this year, bite your tongue!) There’s a distinct and embarrassing thrill when the $5 local hardware store birthday coupon arrives in the mail.
Five bucks! Sa-weet! And not only that, but like, on the flip side it’s 10% off for this, or 20% off for that. Goldmine, baby. And you know, some hardware stores carry Mrs. Meyer’s tomato vine hand soap and that is what I live for in August.
Also #needslife

Weekend plans? The weather is STELLAR in Kansas City. Mid 60s right now. Don’t get jealous. We don’t have much which is equally stellar. The pool. A lot of reading (an actual book), bagel making (trying again!), a few little projects that I’ll show soon, and that’s about IT. Magic, I tell you. One week of summer left. Could not be more excited.
From this week, I posted an illegally simple Potsticker Bowl and so many of you are making it! It’s fantastic. And the how-to video for it. I also posted a Savory S’mores situation that will have you falling apart at how delicious it is. Get in that, too!
(You know I love all of you audiobook people! I’m just yankin’ chains. <not really though>)

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