Another Valentine’s Day meal that I’m forcing upon you!
Also, these hens are upside down. I’m just getting this out of the way right here, right now. I roasted them upside down. You may now kick me out of the blogosphere and life.
The embarrassing thing is, this almost happened at Thanksgiving, too! Carolyn and I were placing them on the rack, post brining and we were like, “Wait. Breast side up. Why do these look weird. They look the same. I think. But they’re not the same. Wait, this is it! Wait, is it? Get me a drink and call my therapist.”
And I did it again. But this time, never even realized they were upside down.
That is, until Aaron cut into his and said, “Whoa okay. The breast meat is on the bottom.” AND MY BODY WENT COLD.
(by the way, you’ll salt the dickens out of them. inside and out.)
Couldn’t believe it. You’ve got to be freaking kidding me. I roasted these dad gum mother babies up.side.down.
(and then throw them in a huge plastic bag with enough buttermilk to cover them. let it sit in the fridge overnight! next day just take them out and place them on a roasting pan with little rack. then sprinkle them again with salt, and stuff garlic and lemon up their you know whats.)
So now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get through the rest of this meal, because it truly is FANTASTIC, and I need you to need it and I want you to want it.
That should be a song.
So these hennies go back on a rack, and you’ll re-salt, inside and out.
Like, I can barely look at this. Upside down.
Look at what that buttermilk does, though! No BUTTER, no OIL, no NUTTIN’.
Can you how imagine just how stunning the breasts would have been? Dying.
Moving past it.
Okay, so this is what 20 oz of chopped and sautéed lacinato kale looks like. With garlic. Two 10 oz bag from TJ’s! If you want, you can absolutely chop up two bunches of kale, and remove the thick stems at the bottom. I used the bags because life.
Transfer the kale to a gratin (or any baking dish!) and drizzle heavy cream with nutmeg over it. Took a cup and a half to make my heart lose its mind.
Then sprinkle it with grated gruyere (or honestly, a white cheddar would do!) and parmesan cheese on top. While the hens REST, you can stick this gal in the oven for about 25 and get her super succulent.
I MEAN THEY ARE PRETTY. Even upside down.
And the flavor? Lemony! Rich! TENDER and moi- um, you know.
And that buttermilk skin is going to have you punching yourself in the face.
And the gratin! It’s just unreal. Garlicky, creamy, so rich and indulgent. And let me say, if you don’t make this for V-day – EASTER would be perfect. Dude, even Thanksgiving. It is so beyond, you simply have to make it for SOMETHING soon. Sunday night dinner. A nice dinner party where you need to bring a fancy side. THIS.
THIS THIS THIS.
Did I mention it’s painfully delicious?
Well, you just gotta.
UPSIDE DOWN. I am just completely dying.