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Friday Flotsam

capp and croissant

Fa! Ri! Fl! Ot! Da! Y! Sa! M! You want to know what I’m sick of? Hotels. Wait! Hear me out on this. Hotels. MASSIVE, posh, too-expensive, froo froo hotels. It’s not that I think they’re BAD. Because they’re definitely not an awful place to be. I’m no animal. It’s just . . . . […]

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Friday Flotsam

pie

FRRRRRRRRRRRRAR-RAR. OMG THE END OF MAISEL. No spoilers, promzee! I’ll speak in CODE. Just kidding. But I swear I won’t give anything away. Now, I’ve never been particularly DRAWN to Joel. He’s okay. A complete doo-doo face for what he did to Midge early on. But I know he’s in pain, and he’s trying, and […]

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Friday Flotsam

roasted tomatoes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlotsam! I mean Friday. I got confused. Okay, what is a weighted blanket? BESIDES the fact that it’s a blanket that’s weighted. Der. But like, what does she do? Ever since December 26th I’ve been seeing them blanketing (haha) social media, and a lot of you told me you got one for Christmas. THEN because […]

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hermann

FLEE LAA DEE DAA YEE YAA YAAH YAH YOO. I need help! (<–You seriously didn’t see that coming?) OKAY, I’m on the search for the perfect coral lip GLOSS. Not stick. Not balm. Not tub. GLOSS. And don’t try to sell me on Lipsense. That is prison for the mouth. I need something with a […]

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FRIDAY FLOTSAM

cafe in New York

FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJOHNNY! I mean IDAY! Aren’t you just a little bit curious about Red Lobster? I mean, it is STILL IN BUSINESS. How? How has it not totally sunk by now? (<—ha! sunk. never mind.) I was at a little wine tasting last night and Red Lobster came up (obviously by me), and a dude was […]

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Friday Flotsam

table setting

FREEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALLAida.     Y. Okay so tomorrow’s December, but doesn’t it feel like we’ve all been Christmasing already for 35 entire months? I’m telling you, it’s because Thanksgiving was so early this year! (yes I’m still talking about this.) I think it was three days earlier than in past years, so errrrrrberdy threw their dang tree up […]

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Friday Flotsam

kids on bikes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF756745355869day. I’ve changed my mind about the Cornish hens. Oh oh! I’m still making them! Don’t look at me like that. I’m just changing HOW I’m going to make them. I’m now going to buttermilk them! (<–my fist is in the air right now.) We watched that Netflix documentary Salt Fat Acid Heat and I […]

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fall leaves

Frrrrrfffffrrrrryyyyyyyaaaaaadddddiiiiiii. Cornish hens. (I’m just jumping right in.) Cornish game hens. Are they good? Because I can’t remember! I want to say it’s been since the ’80s since I’ve had a Cornish game hen. And that long since I’ve said the words Cornish, game and hen back to back. THIS IS THE THING – I’m […]

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Friday Flotsam

bright orange tree

FA RU IA DE AY. You know what I think? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK, EARL? Just kidding. I think I’d like to take a watercolor class! AS IN, me attempting to paint with paints on some sort of fabric and not completely destroy it. And I’m not talking about one of those cheesy […]

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Friday Flotsam

fall leaves

FFFFFFFFFFalkdsfjlkfdsjlkfdsjlksdflkjdsfjklIDAY. HAUNTINGS OF THAT BIG HILL HOUSE CRIB. Let’s discuss. Also, tons of spoilers in this, so skip to the next part if you have yet to watch it. Or hate ghosts. Or are a scaredy cat. We almost finished the sixth episode last night. And only because we kept falling asleep! I KNOW, I […]

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