FFFFFFFFFFFFFare you ever worried how that’s going to end? You know what makes me crazy? You’re like, “right out of the gate, huh?“ YES. Right out of the gate, Chachi. Because I feel like there needs to be a small (tiny!) change to the way Weather.com reports their forecasts. This is what bugs me: let’s […]
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Friday Flotsam
FRRRRRRRRah dah! You want to know what made me equal parts guffaw and cringe last week? So these blog posts get emailed out to you subscribers, right? Each time I click “publish” -boom, it goes out to you. So last week in Friday Flotsam we were talking about our first concerts, which BY THE WAY […]
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FRRRRRRRRRRR RRR rrrrrr rRrrrrRRRrrrrrr er der. Tell me, what was your VERY FIRST CONCERT? And how old were you? I can guarantee, you’re already substantially cooler than I am. I ask because we just bought tickets to see “Weird Al” Yankovic later this year and I’m going to explode. My 12-year old self is giddy, […]
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FRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEE Flotsam is back! (I’ve said that a lot this week.) Do you ever have that moment when you completely forget what to do with your hands? Or your fingers? It’s more like, your HANDS forget what to do. Like the way you hold something or open something or apply something? And your hands go […]
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FRRRRRRRRalalalalaaaa la la la! I’m diving face first into an impending tinned fish obsession. You’re like, “I do not understand that sentence, nor do I want to.” Tinned fish. I’m getting into it. First of all, why wouldn’t I? Second of all, you do know what I’m talking around, right? There will be a small […]
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FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRalay! I feel like I need to ask this again – what IS a sourdough starter???(?) YES, I googled it. Well, photos of it because I was on my phone and didn’t want to take too much time away from my book. (which one of its main characters is pretty much a sourdough starter.) I […]
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FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRurderrrrrr. I firmly believe there are two types of puzzle people. (yes we’re back to this subject, calm down.) Type one: the person who puts together a jigsaw puzzle while looking at the cover of the box for guidance. Type two: the person who sits down to work on a jigsaw puzzle, notices the box […]
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FRRRRRRRRRoopy doopy loopy! WHOA. GUYS. So last weekend in Stories I made a strata reference from a Christmas movie. You know the one – The Family Stone. But this is the thing, about 1/3rd of the poll submitters (submitters?) didn’t know the movie! And there were thousands of submitters! (submitters cannot be right) Which is […]
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FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Of COURSE it’s Paul Rudd. Why on earth would it not be Paul Rudd? It’s always been Paul Rudd. I know everyone’s laughing, everyone’s scratching their heads, everyone’s (even him which makes it that much better) confused and like whaaa? But I knew it all along. I’ve known it since CLUELESS, you guys. Well, […]
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FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! r! r? POOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLAH! (jumping right in) Okay, I feel like this year especially the Internet is showing us VERA TEW two different camps of people regarding October 31st vs. November 1st. And that is – Christmas People. (said like Summer People in all Elin Hilderbrand novels) And it reminds me of that popular meme […]