I think I’m about halfway caught up with Parenthood, and it’s official. I want them to adopt me. I don’t even care which family. All of them. Joint custody. Except, as much as I want to stick Crosby in my bra, when he smiles, duuuude it’s intense! How many teeth does that guy have? And his lip like curls up around his eyebrow? I don’t know. It freaks me out a little.
The funny thing is though, that family is SO my in-laws. In a good way! (Aaron is shaking his head at me right now) A hundred people talking over each other, the constant state of chaos, the being joined at the hip, kids everywhere, never a wine bottle ignored. WHAT. I telleth the trutheth. I’m watching all these episodes back to back to prepare for Christmas. Stretching my legs, yo.
Will I ever stop saying yo? I hope not.
By the way, I lost the rest of my 2 marbles when I added sriracha sauce to this hot toddy. Uuuuuugh and I can’t even explain how it happened. I think it’s because the sacks of liquid in my ears are empty. No I’m serious. Actually I need you to tell me if this is true. Aaron says that in our ears we have little sacks of liquid that manage our equilibrium or whatever. A) Sacks of liquid? Sick. B) Sacks of liquid? Sick. C) Is he messing with me?
MINE ARE OFF. They’ve spilled out or something. I feel constantly off balance and dizzy. Like I could fall over at any moment. What’s going on with me?! Am I going to die? How do I refill my ear liquid sacks?
Wait, where did you go?
I’m seriously going to spend like 57 hours today on WebMD. But first, here’s the recipe to the Sriracha Hot Toddy on the Tablespoons.
Aaaaand don’t forget to enter the Desserts In Jars Giveaway! YOUUU MUUUUST.
Yeah, they’re empty alright.
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