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Friday Flotsam

pretty yarn

FRRRRRRRRthis is the most color you’ll ever see on this siteDAY. I think we need to discuss foundation. Not like, for your house. This is not hard hat material here, folks. FACE. Face foundation. Facial foundation. Oh wait! Do you want to know what’s weird? For a HOUSE, the foundation is under it. And for […]

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massive bouquet

FRRRRRRReak out! FreakY, I meant. Like Freaky Friday. Never mind. 11 days, 15 hours, 51 minutes and 10 seconds (9. . .8. . .7) left UNTIL SPRING. Goodbye. I know it’s hard to believe with the naked eye, but this photo is not staged. What, you mean the yellow figure skating dress on the floor […]

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snow from the sky

FFFFFFreelahlulahlaylahyay. Who do you think the ORIGINAL Team-Off was? That made no sense. Let me start over. You know how we’ve been saying team this or team that for a bazillion eons now? Team Edward or Team Jacob. Team Ben or Team Noel. Team Aniston or Team Pitt. (<–remember?!?!) Team Jess or Team Logan. Team […]

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valentine cards

FRRRRRRRRRRewey dew! I dunno. Do you make the bed? What I mean is, when do you make the bed? What I MEAN is, how do you make the bed? What I MEAN MEAN is, are you into making your bed? This blog post already completely sucks. What I MEAN EEEES, is making the bed something […]

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cactus

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d y a. I mean a y. What exactly do you do with witch hazel? Besides get excited about using the words witch and hazel back to back. What does it do? What does it heal? What ancient voodoo of yesterlore do I need to absorb for ultimate life happiness? I just […]

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sledders

FrarDEE FRI. (<–do you ever tire of these? didn’t think so.) SO GUESS WHAT! (just jumping right in.) We officially booked our Oregon summer home! Which, when I say “Oregon summer home,” I realize that it sounds like I’m all Midge Maisel with one hand swooping up into the air as I clutch a little […]

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chamomille flowers

FAHRAHDAYAYOLO. Who else here thinks, “La! A note to follow so” is a little bit of a cop out? I mean, come on. Up until that point we have a female deer, a drop of golden sun, a name I call myself, a long long way to run, a needle pulling thread, and then – […]

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capp and croissant

Fa! Ri! Fl! Ot! Da! Y! Sa! M! You want to know what I’m sick of? Hotels. Wait! Hear me out on this. Hotels. MASSIVE, posh, too-expensive, froo froo hotels. It’s not that I think they’re BAD. Because they’re definitely not an awful place to be. I’m no animal. It’s just . . . . […]

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pie

FRRRRRRRRRRRRAR-RAR. OMG THE END OF MAISEL. No spoilers, promzee! I’ll speak in CODE. Just kidding. But I swear I won’t give anything away. Now, I’ve never been particularly DRAWN to Joel. He’s okay. A complete doo-doo face for what he did to Midge early on. But I know he’s in pain, and he’s trying, and […]

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roasted tomatoes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlotsam! I mean Friday. I got confused. Okay, what is a weighted blanket? BESIDES the fact that it’s a blanket that’s weighted. Der. But like, what does she do? Ever since December 26th I’ve been seeing them blanketing (haha) social media, and a lot of you told me you got one for Christmas. THEN because […]

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