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Friday Flotsam

feet in snow / bev cooks

FLIBBERTY BIBBERTY FOO. (that didn’t work at all.) I had no idea this thing (that I’m about to ask you) was such a thing until I randomly asked Insta-stories yesterday (you might have already seen it), and got such an enormous response (you have might already responded), so I’m bringing it here today because clearly […]

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snowy pumpkins / bev cooks

FRAAAAAHDAAAAAAAAH. Let’s get DARK for a second, shall we? You’re like, I’m out. I’ve debated on asking you this for w e e k s now, and I keep chickening out, because it might, I dunno, be triggery? But I keep coming back to it, and then I chicken out again because I feel like […]

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red tree

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d y a a y. You are never going to guess where my earrings are. Wait. I should back up. Remember when we went camping? Right. So, the second morning I’d put my pretty hoop earrings (the ones I wear a l l t h e t i m e) on the […]

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plant life

FRIDAHHHHHHHHHHEWWWWAAAAAHHHHH. Little Women! Yes I’m still talking about Little Women, you wanna make something of it? You already know I finished the book, based on my Stories. If you don’t follow IG Stories, then I’ll tell you here – I finished the book last week! Which is what I just said. I did a full […]

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pumpkins

FREELERLEE DEELERLEE DAY. We’re going camping today. IN THE WILDERNESS WOODS. With the Blair Witch. Today and tomorrow and all weekend. Like three days of tent life. But we’ll get back to this. Let’s talk about piercings! (my mom just got super panicked right now.) It dawned on me the other day that no one […]

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mums and boots

Freh! Ri! Deh! Ay! Can we talk makeup for a hot sec? ALL THE BAES BE LIKE JEAH, QUEEN. (<–total douche sentence. let’s just move forward.) It’s been a looooong time since I’ve used Glossier, but apparently according to the current Facebook and Instagram algorithm, their ads in my face every other hour have other […]

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mums!

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmy f key is still STUCK. I need help! You’re like, “How does this lady navigate through her own life?” So next weekend we’re having friends (with tiny kids) over for a spooooooky October backyard movie night. No listen it’s perfect, the sun goes down at 6:55pm. The temps are cool and crisp and snuggly […]

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daisies

FFFFFFFFFFFFFeebers. Feebay. Freeders. Friday. Friyay? Looking at these daisies I’m like, HUNNERT PERCEYENT plantin’ a giant daisy patch next spring. You know how when someone sniffs a carton or tub of food, you can’t eat it after that? (changing subjects pretty fast here) Like, you could buy cottage cheese that morning, fresh from the market, […]

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foggy window

FF ff would you believe my f key is STUCK? FFF like stuck. I actually just popped it out! The f key just came o my keyboard. OFF my keyboard. What do I do?! It’s bright under there. Like a little glowy alternate universe with tiny men in silver jumpsuits and gray hair and wait […]

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ginkgo tree

FRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You’re like, “She didn’t even finish that non word.” Guys lately I can’t tell the difference between mosquitoes and eye floaters. And I look insane in public. You know what I mean, those little eye floater thingies? It’s that tiny traveling speck of fuzz that you THINK you see and you try to focus […]

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