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Christmas Tree

F  a a  a  a   a a a  a a    a a      a riday. Have you guys seen VOYEUR? Ohmgud. It’s all I can think about. Listen. This (married!!??!?!) pervo man buys a motel in Denver back in the ’60s for the primary reason of watching his guests do you know what, through a […]

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greenery

Fo ho ho ho HIDAY. I have a serious question! And I’m serious. Seriously serious. Forever now, we’ve had one of those OLD Bose sound docks. A GIANT, ANCIENT GRAY SOUND DOCK, guys. For a, wait for it – ipod. Do those even exist anymore?? I need an upgrade. A Christmas upgrade. But this is […]

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fall leaves

F10987654321RIDAY. I gave up on Ally McBeal. WAAAAAAAH. I know. I know! Don’t paper cut me. I think I was in the wrong mindset when I started watching it, because it never really crawled into my soul cavity and ate at every crevice like Gilmore Girls or Felicity did. I gave up. And during season […]

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wet leaves with snow boots

Faaaaaaaaah-raaaaaaaah-heeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeee. I have something to tell you. And this might be a deal breaker for us. Catastrophic even. It’s one of those things that I’ve tried forever to get on board with. Every year, I try. And every year, I can’t. And truthfully, it’s something I’ve known about about myself, I think my whole life, […]

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Fall fence

Freeeeeeeederrrrrrrrrr. I THINK I WANT A TREADMILL. Actually, I know I do. I 9238763435735% want one. It hit me the other day, I’m going to be a winter treadmill person. Because a) I’m a total sissy in the winter when it comes to running outside. Hello, frostbite. And b) I’m a massive baby and refuse to […]

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fall tree in the sun

FrAHAHAHHAHAHiday. I’ve decided the absolute worst thing in the entire world is when someone toots on an airplane. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE IT. Yet everyone ignores it. This is the thing. I’ve personally never tooted on an airplane (I’m serious don’t look at me like that!), yet I feel like the guilty dealter […]

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cappuccino and tile

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(warning:therearefartoomanyfeetphotosinthefollowingpost)DAY. We’re not going camping. Guys. We’re not going camping. We bought a huge TENT, some AIR MATTRESSES, a SLEEPING BAG, thrifted some CHAIRS, a COOLER, some kid SLEEPING BAGS, and we’re not going camping. Not going. (What if I just went to the next subject right now and didn’t tell you why? How much […]

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flowers, gremlins and feet

FridaYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Remember in old movies, how the dude would passionately take the gal by the waist, and kiss up her arm? Like, he’d start at her hand with tiny smooches, and make his way up her entire arm with kisses? Remember that? And it was pretty dramatic, too, like super Frenchy, or Oklahoma! Or the […]

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gremlins in a teepee

F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a F r i d a                             Y. You know how in every forensic show that you watch (the real ones! not like CSI), it shows a […]

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Gremlins in Eureka Springs

F987654321RIDAY. DOES PAT SAJAK EVER GET SICK? Think about this, does Pat Sajak ever.get.sick? He’s been on the Wheels for 8 hundred million years, every single night, and I’ve NEVER SEEN A STAND IN. NEVER SEEN A SUB. What happens if Pat Sajak gets sick!? What would they do? He must drink bone broth. (I’ve […]

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