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Major Lump Crab Salad

And I mean may.jer. It would be an injustice to the world if I talked about anything besides the splendor that is this salad. It’s just so majory majorful. You’ve had lump crab before, right? Please tell me you have. I know we’ve gone over this time and time again and you want to throw […]

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Creamy Chicken and Jalapeno Lasagna (The Great Swap Out)

I’m starting a new series! (I get excited about things.) The series is called, “Remember That One Yummy Dish She Made a Long Time Ago? Well, She Redid It With One Simple Swap Out. And is Using Her iphone To Show You. Because With Her iphone The Photos Will Look Faded, Like a Distant Memory […]

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Slow Cooked Pork over Pappardelle Pasta

More clean eating! Just kidding. I’ll just call this good-times-giddy-pants eating. Stick-to-ya-ribs eatin’. Ain’t-nothin’-wrong-wid-it eatin’. PASTA. And slow cooked pork! With a bunch of smoked paprika in it. Glory hallelujah. Who rightly cares if it’s July, it’s easy and succulent and PASTA. . . . and slow cooked pork!   You can pick any pasta […]

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Coconut Basil Chicken with Brown Rice

I now pronounce you, coconut basil sauce and wife. I can’t stop with the sauces. Nor would I ever want to. Nor could I ever want to. Nor should I ever want to. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel – geeeetting off track. This sauce is all about the basil. Four cups of it. More […]

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Simple Spicy Shrimp Rolls

I can’t wait for your new life to begin with these. Thing is, they’re SOEASY. This is the most no-fluff no-huff way to eat some dang shrimp rolls. Next time you want to eat shrimp rolls and think to yourself, “Geez, some shrimp rolls sound so delicious right now but I’m not entirely sure what […]

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Whole Wheat Stromboli with Peppers and Chicken Sausages

More clean eating! Sort of. I’m gonna go ahead and call fresh mozzarella clean food. Since it’s fresh. So fresh and so clean, clean. We’re going with it. One more recipe before we head to Fedville, AR today for the long holiday weekend! For the record, I don’t actually talk like that. I don’t really […]

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Mediterranean Lentil Salad

Bonjouuuuur mon amiiii, merci pour toi, fermer la porrrrrrte. I’m obviously awesome at French. I took four years in school. I was even the teacher’s aid one year. FERMER LA JEALOUSYYY. So it’s a big holiday week and guess what!! We’re eating clean. Is this sacrilegious? Je ne sais pas. I also realize I’m calling […]

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Fish Tacos with a Roasted Poblano Salsa

Little fish, little fish, swimming in the water. Duuuuncha worry. I’m not going to drown your ears out with another song. But I will say, the day I made these tacos I introduced the babelets to The Little Mermaid. Not the movie (just yet), but the soundtrack! THE FISH ON THE LAND AIN’T HAPPY. THEY […]

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How ‘Bout Some Babies?

I figured it was about time for a little trip to uterus boot camp. That Winnie right there? That’s mine from childhood! 1943. Can we just start with the hand holding? It’s getting out of control. It’s all they do. I keep telling myself, “just look at them. it’s not weird, is it? they love […]

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Most Ridiculous Breakfast Sandwich Ever

It’s the most wonderful meaaaaaal of the daaaaaay. With the protein all runny and oozy and sunny you’ll want a whole traaaaaaaay, it’s the most wonderful meaaaaaaal of the daaaaay. It’s the hap-happiest tiiiiime for your faaaaaace.   With some leafy greens blistered and aged cheese all toastered, you’ll want to embraaaaace, it’s the hap-happiest […]

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