Soup! On the second day of spring. IT IS STILL CHILLY, GUYS. I’m not yelling at you. Sometimes I speak like Owen Meany. Remember that book? A Prayer for Owen Meany? He’s this tiny dude that screams constantly in all caps? That’s me. So yeah, soup! CHICKEN SALSA SOUP. And I feel like you’re here […]
EVERYBODY’S GONE SLURPIIIIIN’, SLURPIN’ USA. Ummm, this is your new life. Your new got-nothing-to-make-for-dinner-so-noodles-it-is life. But Thai! Thai COCONUT AND PEANUT BUTTER. (no it’s not frozen peanut butter, I’ll save you the time and make the joke myself.) These are sloppy, soaked, silky, slurpalicious and seriously seductive. Let’s take a squint. Okay, it seems like […]
FRRRRRRRRthis is the most color you’ll ever see on this siteDAY. I think we need to discuss foundation. Not like, for your house. This is not hard hat material here, folks. FACE. Face foundation. Facial foundation. Oh wait! Do you want to know what’s weird? For a HOUSE, the foundation is under it. And for […]
Laaaawd have mercy. Because this is absolute heaven and I know it’s so going to be your jam. I just know it! Know it. Hi, it’s *almost* a one-pan bake. Basically is. Completely weeknight friendly, has EVERYTHING you want in it, and is blanketed with Roth’s creamy dreamy Original Gouda cheese whaaaaat. Remember this Cheesy […]
FRRRRRRReak out! FreakY, I meant. Like Freaky Friday. Never mind. 11 days, 15 hours, 51 minutes and 10 seconds (9. . .8. . .7) left UNTIL SPRING. Goodbye. I know it’s hard to believe with the naked eye, but this photo is not staged. What, you mean the yellow figure skating dress on the floor […]
And a lot of garlic! I just couldn’t find a place for it in the title. You know how you wake up one day and you’re like, “I WANT TO EAT A POT OF BEANS.” A pot of beans! I never just make “a pot of beans.” I think I thought about “a pot of […]
March! What a teasin’ snoot. I have to remind myself every single year, BEV DO NOT GET EXCITED ABOUT THIS, YOU’RE ONLY FOOLING YOURSELF. Yet every year I get excited about this and fool myself. It’s a sickness. First off – spring is in 15 days. FIFTEEN DAYS. Should we interlock fingers, press our foreheads […]
FFFFFFreelahlulahlaylahyay. Who do you think the ORIGINAL Team-Off was? That made no sense. Let me start over. You know how we’ve been saying team this or team that for a bazillion eons now? Team Edward or Team Jacob. Team Ben or Team Noel. Team Aniston or Team Pitt. (<–remember?!?!) Team Jess or Team Logan. Team […]
But like, with a sauce! A coconut milk sauce. So good. And it’s low carb! Which are incredibly sad and awful words and should be thrown away in the trash, but seeing as how March THE FIRST is tomorrow, I know it’s that micro mental shift into “bikini bod” land. Which are also awful words. […]
Yes those are the words you are reading right now. Also, sorry about the BURNT cheese. Sometimes these things happen in life, so we just hold hands, press our faces together and surge on. I’ve been dying (said like a 15-year old) to show you this recipe for like, years. LITERALLY DAYS. More than three […]
