Friday Flotsam

FRRRRRRRRRRRi-uh-de-uh!

Who’s your favorite night show host?

OR RATHER – who’s your biggest night show host crush?

And if you say Jimmy Kimmel we definitely have work to do.

I’ll start! CONAN. Yes, Conan O’Brien. My crushness knows no end with Conan. He’s tall, he’s self deprecating, his nasally voice is perfect, he’s stylish (but he is though!), his hair could start its own Facebook page. I even think he’s cute! I seriously do. Have you ever seen the episode of Conan Without Borders, when he takes his producer Jordan Schlansky to Italy? IT IS EVERYTHING. We’ve watched it so many times and I cry each and every time. You MUST watch it.

I mean sure, Seth Meyers has that adorable smirky grin, and Fallon is painfully funny and creative. Corden could not be more snuggly. But Conan just does it for me. He’s the end all.

Who’s yours? And like, really break it down for me. What else do you have going on this morning?

Oh! I was the guest on the She Founders podcast this week, if you’re interested in listening. It’s almost two hours long though, so you can fold laundry or sweep the floors while you listen. If y’awnt. I’m breezy!

I think running a podcast would be so cool. I have no idea how or with who (whom? who? whom?), but I’d love to do that. Is it even called running a podcast? It’s like the Jerry Seinfeld bit about on the train, off the train, in the cab, out of the cab, take an uber. Does one run a podcast?

I have no idea.

Oh! I bought the shower cap. The Kitsch shower cap. And I love it.

One question: do you stick your head under the running water now that you have the hair protection? Just to hear and feel the water on your head? It’s sort of like the vaccine. You’re safe now. You can go places and hug people. Do you stick your head under the shower head? I will say, I did and it’s loud. It’s very loud. And it’s loud even when your ears are tucked underneath it because the sound is only amplified in your lil’ plastic helmet. But it’s also sort of exciting. That sound. It’s a weird hammering in your ears and you know your hair is going to look the exact same post shower. How thrilling is that!

Clearly I need friends.

You guys, what is Eurovision? Learn me.

Weekend plans?

I’m finishing Beach Read this morning and starting Invisible Girl tonight! A ritual Friday lunch at French Market, an outdoor garden launch party at Golden and Pine, maybe a run if all this rain will freaking chill out for ONE EFFING DAY. I’m fine.

Also, this is the last official Friday of first grade for Will and Nat. This time next week it’s officially summer break. How on earth did that happen? I mean my peonies haven’t even BLOOMED YET because it’s been theeee chilliest and wettest spring on earth, and we’re looking at summer next weekend? Mama Nay Nay is drunk.

From this week, in case you missed it!::: a quick Soba Noodle Salad for those nights when you need to slurp dinner in under 20 minutes. And then a Creamy Chicken Enchilada Pasta Bake for those nights when you’re really craving a snuggly mouth hug. Which might be tonight. Or right now.

Okay, tell me your night show host crush and what you’re eating this weekend! byeeeeee.