Can you believe Memorial Day is like 5 minutes from now?
Can you believe I totally spaced on it and picked a detox week right smack dab in the middle of one of the grillingest, drinkingest, party on the patio-ingest, oh oops I just fell in the pool with all of my clothes on-ingest weekends ever in the world? And don’t try to convince me that your watermelon spritzer blitzer thing will “DO THE TRICK” because I’m telling you it won’t. I’ll just drink this jar of tears that I cried. Gross. Okay give me your watermelon thingy.
No really, don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. I might Neggy Peggy around for an hour or so, but when you notice me siphoning nail polish remover from a bucket in the garage, just smile and nod and WHAT did I seriously just say.
Quick! Let me distract you with a couple of grilly frilly dishes so that we can forget about what just happened.
Ooooo, buffaloooo turrrrkkeey burrrgggsssss…..
Meeeeeelted bluuuuee cheeeeeseeee or is it bleeeeeuuuuu cheeeeeseeeeee?
Freeeeeeeshly sliced avoooocaaaadoooo oooooooooooo laaaaaaaawwwwddddd.
Is it working?
Look! Spiiiiiiicy chipooooooootle marinaaaaaaaated poooooork teeeeeenderloin with potaaaatoooessssss ooooooo meeeeeeercy meeee.
Yeah, I should definitely not do that anymore.
Recipes for your fun little party that I’m not invited to or whatever:
Okay so what all goes into that watermelon spritzer thing?