Creamy Smothered Chicken with Mushrooms

I wish I was that piece of chicken.

Well, before the whole teeth puncturing through me thing.

But really, I wish I was that piece of chicken.

But I wish I was that piece of chicken with a huge tongue. A huge slippery tongue so that I could lick everything on, above and under me.

You know what, this isn’t going as planned. You’re getting uncomfortable.

Maybe I wish I was one of those mushrooms.

But I wish I was one of those mushrooms with a massive set of teeth. A massive set of teeth so that I could merrily munch on the mountain under me.

Okay now I’m getting uncomfortable.

You know what, let’s just forget any of this just happened.

Hey, remember that whole mushroom pimple thing? That was awesome.

Recipe for getting smothered!