FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i d a a a e e e e e e e e a a a a ha ahh h h ahaha hah .
We have to talk about tinted chapsticks. This is what I need in a severe way.
I have a lot of Burts Bees, and you know I love these shimmer apricot balms. But I’d love some variation in different shades of coral and pinks because a girl’s gotta have a stash, man.
And these are less chapstick and a more Virginia Slims.
I’ve been super curious about REL (because I adore Arielle) but I need true, real-life reviews before I drop $16 on chapstick. Sorry, lip balm. Because I need a chapstick vibe where I can apply apply apply withOUT a mirror and trust I don’t end up looking like I just ate a live chinchilla.
What are you completely obsessed with these days? I’ll add to cart if you say so. Shoot, I just ordered these turmeric pads for my birthday and I’m already laughing. The packaging feels so 1990s Clean and Clear and I’m all about it. (sort of)
Give me your favorite tinted lip balm chapstick Virginia Slims.
Please! I’m not being bossy.
Okay, also – I bought castor oil this week and I need to know what to do with it. It’s sticky! I had no idea it was that sticky! Why is it sticky? SHOULD it be sticky? Am I changing the oil? On my face?
I’ve seen a ton of videos on IG about the magic of castor oil, yet I never know if I’ve been suckered into something or not. (see turmeric pads above.)
I know it’s like, ancient. So that has to stand for something, right? Dab it on your under eyes with fresh cucumber? On it. Mix it with frankincense and apply to neck? Beat you there. Swab your betty button with it? Ew but as you freaking wish.
Tell me EVERYTHING about castor oil. Listen, I’m 48 a week from today so these things shan’t be ignored.
Started The God of the Woods last night. Just how much am I going to completely die over this book?
Weekend plans?
Nat has her very first competitive soccer tournament this weekend! Hello, tonight’s game starts – STARTS at 9:15. AT NIGHT. How dare they. Also I’m excited. Pool party tomorrow, followed by another soccer game. More soccer (potentially two games) on Sunday. Soccersoccersoccer. I’m in.
From this week: Tomato Butter! Did you see that? You need to whip some up this weekend. Here’s that video, too.
Tinted chapsticks and castor oil – heeeeeeyelp meh!
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