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Friday Flotsam

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F F F F F F R R R R R iday. Okay, I have to tell you about my dream last night. Wait, don’t go! I was on my flight to Europe, but it wasn’t my flight to Europe, you know? It was this upcoming trip combined with a girl trip to Cabo that […]

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Friday Flotsam

Friday Flotsam

FRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. Have I ever told you the glue story? No, no, this isn’t a dream. It’s an actual true fact event in this life of mine. The glue story. No? Okay, this will be fun. It was 1996ish, and I was going to college in Abilene, TX for a teensy bit. My dear friend from […]

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Friday Flotsam

Friday Flotsam

fridaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYadirf. I have to tell you my dream real quick before I forget. So, okay – Carrie Underwood was in it, and we were on some college campus, like, in New England or something. Okay first, do you remember Jessica McClure in the well? Baby Jessica in the well, back in 1987 in Midland, TX? […]

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FEEEDEEE FREEELEEE FRAAALAAA DEEE DEEE DRAAA DRAAA DAAAAY. Friday. Have I ever told you about the time I got my ears pierced? You probably got yours pierced at a traditional young age at the Claire’s in the mall, like all the other normal human beings in the world, right? Not me. You guys – I […]

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Friday Flotsam

Friday Flotsam

fRiDaYRrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAy. I want to get more into sauces in 2016. Like, pan sauces! The kind that you make right at the end of cooking a meal- add some sherry, some mustard, some loose hair (<–just kidding), and whisk her up until she be all glorious like. I feel like I hardly ever make pan sauces. […]

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FA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LA RIDAY. How do you keep your eyebrows from looking like you didn’t just escape prison? You guys, mine are such a trainwreck. I’ve always had a good shape to my eyebrows, but they’ve never been easy to work with as far as staying in place. You heard […]

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Friday Flotsam

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FRI (black) DAY. You guys, THE SAUERKRAUT. Wait, have I even talked about it on here? Surely I have. Have I? Oh my gosh, I don’t think I have. Have I? I’m suuure I have. Wait, have I? So, I made homemade sauerkraut for Thanksgiving yesterday, and I have to say: total success! I’ve been […]

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