Aaaaand all of my followers just abandoned me forever. Actually, I’d be willing to put down TWO ENTIRE WASHINGTONS and bet there are more sardine lovers out there than we think. Eh? Are there? Hello? WHERE MY SARDINIES AT. (I promise never to say “sardinies” ever again.) This is the thing. Sardines are a regular […]
Ask, and you shall receive. Reggceive? Reggceive. No. Let’s make egg salad! NOW, I REALIZE that screaming isn’t necessary right now. So I’ll chill out and start over. Now, I realize that egg salad is is a classic, delicate flavor that shouldn’t be willy nilly’d with, or else grandmothers all over the world (and graves!) […]
I’ve been waiting over 1,814,467 seconds to show you this recipe! Which is really around three weeks, but who’s counting? I call it, the LAZY LADY STRATA. Because: A) Nothing happens overnight. Zero waiting. Zero soaking. It all happens the morning of, and you’ll thank me on your gaping jaw in a minute. B) It’s […]
STRATAAAAAA. (said like, STELLAAAAA. you know, from Seinfeld? never mind.) But seriously, you guys. STRATA. With apples! And cheddar! And Canadian Bacon! (not gonna say, “oh my” against the rage of my inner soul fairies.) Remember a long time ago a week ago when we went apple picking and Will pooped his pants and I […]
Oh, girl. I have an idea for your Mother’s Day breakfast and I want this to be any part, some part and all parts of it. Hashtag goat cheese? But this is the thing. You should know, this entire recipe was built around that small cast iron skillet casserole dish thingy. I’m a bona fide […]
It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]
Do you remember the movie Somewhere in Time? With Christopher Reeve, Christopher Plummer and Jane Seymour? I hadn’t seen it since, hmmm, I’m guessing the ’80s probably, and I watched it again while making these breakfast taco cups last weekend, and I can’t stop thinking about it. The movie, not the taco cups. Oh I’m […]
Oh oops there’s jumbo lump crab in this salad, oops. Sure it’s Friday and sure it’s always to fun to end the week with something super decadent and oozy and rich and slow-motion-in-front-of-a-fan worthy. Sure. But get this. We can totally do that with this crab and celery salad! Oh but we can! ALLOW ME […]
Who wants breakfast? And I’m not talking about a speck of granola, a whisper of a raisin, and the memory of a half dollop of Greek yogurt. I’m talking BREAAAAAKAAAAAFAAAASTTTTTTAAAA. (although i’d like to point out that there is nothing wrong with granola, fruit and yogurt. i love granola, fruit and yogurt! i eat it […]
Oh no we di’iiiint! Surprise, Jenny! I made you eggs. Get it? Like, the eggs in your uterus that became a human? AND they’re deviled, since you’re having a boy human. I MEAN RIGHT? Ya know, I’m really diggin’ on the idea of a virtual baby shower like this, because it eliminates the possibility of […]
