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Chocolate Coconut Granola Bites

Weeeeeeeeeell, well, well. Look who made bressertfast. Oh no, it’s an actual true factual word combining breakfast and dessert. I didn’t make it up at all. It’s in the Webster, but don’t try to look it up right now because I think their site is down or something. I realize that to the naked eye, [...]

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Shrimp Naan Pizzas with Thai Coconut Arugula Pesto

I . . . don’t even know where to begin. Perhaps that reejankulously long title? It’s because I couldn’t leave any word out! And believe me, this is watered down from what it was before. I was going to call it Shrimp Arugula Garlic Ginger Green Curry Paste Coconut Sugar Double Pepper Naan Cilantro Lime [...]

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Coconut Cod in Parchment Paper

Or as they say, “en papillloleltoltliete.” Something super close anyway. So yesterday we finished the first season of House of Cards. Hooooolmg. Are you watching it?  It’s scandalously delicious and addictive. And it’s President’s Day today. And we’re talking about fish in parchment paper. WHICH almost sounds like impeachment paper. It’s like the political stars [...]

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Coconut Soba Noodle Bowls

I like to call this one the Edible Snuggie. Wait, Slanket? You know what, I know this is a tense subject for many, so to appease you all, let’s all it the Edible Snankuggletie. Because that rolls off the tongue sooo easily. But really, when you’re down and troubled, and you need some loving care? [...]

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Chocolate Coconut Oatmeal Clusters

Or as I like to call them, Bev’s HA HA HA Attempt At Baking Cookies. Truth be told, these were actually my second attempt. Remember this? Rrrrright. I don’t know what I’m trying to prove here either. That I can bake cookies? That I should bake cookies? That if I want to pull up the [...]

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Coconut Curry Chicken Soup

Siiiiiiiiiiimple simple simple simple. Super simple. It’s almost embarrassing. By the way, did you have a nice weekend? I feel like I never ask how you are. Is that rude of me? Because I want to know. I seriously do! Can I just tell you that I started reading Gone Girl Friday night and I’m [...]

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Coconut Tandoori Chicken With Rice

Helloooooo, only five ingredients. I like you. Well, seven including olive oil and a garnish, but who counts those anyway? Not me. Not I. Not me. Not me! I won’t grow up, I won’t grow up. I don’t wanna wear a tie (I don’t wanna wear a tie), and a serious expression (and a serious [...]

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Spicy Coconut Shrimp with Brown Rice

I’ve made a decision. Two decisions. Well, three. 1) For the rest of my life I’m going to douse everything I eat in coconut milk. 2) For the rest of my life I’m going to garnish everything I eat with coconut shavings. 3) For the rest of my life I’m going to avoid clothes shopping [...]

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Turmeric Chicken with Coconut Wild Rice

I swear I could put lime and cilantro on everything ever. You must feel like all you read on this blog is, “AND GARNISH WITH LOTS OF LIME AND CILANTRO OR ELSE YOU’LL GROW TWO HEADS AND HAVE ALLIGATOR SKIN BY MORN’.”   You poor thing! I put it on tacos, in soups, on stir [...]

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Grilled Hawaiian Chicken with Coconut-Cilantro Rice

Alright, people. If it’s going to be this hot, we have to do something about it. We have to buck up. We have to hold our head high. We have to take charge. We have to stick it to the weatherman! And by this I mean, fill up your kiddie pool, put on your lei [...]

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