Also known as: it’s the end of summer and you’ve got a whole bumper crop of tomatoes so here. This is a two-parter. I think I might have a thing about two-parters. Mainly because I like saying two-parters. But we must discuss! Because first, we have the tomato sauce. It’s raw, y’all. Oh wait, I […]
POWAH HOUZE. Sorry to scream. And the d-bag z instead of an s. What am I saying, you’re used to this by now. I feel like we’re in this era of the year where it’s like, ohhh I need health, ohhhh I need spring greens, ohhhhhhh I need more omega threez, but ohhhhhhh I need […]
Red rover, red rover, send my entire head over. Don’t tell me you’re surprised to see more pasta today. You were warned. And it doesn’t stop tomorrow either. Hi, this girl has eeeesssseeews. That would be issues, MOM. Okay, let me ask you something. You, my friends. Not my mom. Well, my mom too if […]
You know what the old saying is, don’t you? “When your garden has a high birthrate, immediately add to carbohydrates.” Oh you didn’t learn that in the school of lessons and life? Yeah, it was right after we learned that throwing empty locust shells on your little sister at bath time would prooooobably land you […]
I’m baaaaaaack! And full-fledged, so you better watch yo’self. You might not recognize me right off the bat, not seeing pictures of rusty nails, dry wall and grout paste or whatever. And that’s okay! Even if it takes you some time to remember me and the actual food I post on this blog, I won’t […]
I just don’t think life would be rightly fair if bistro week didn’t include ohhhh let’s see, ANOTHER pasta dish. Ya know, I’m going to really miss bistro week. I’m starting to get used to my mustache. Okay so bucatini. Have you ever had it? It’s like a thick spaghetti with a hole down the […]
