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Most Ridiculous Breakfast Sandwich Ever

It’s the most wonderful meaaaaaal of the daaaaaay. With the protein all runny and oozy and sunny you’ll want a whole traaaaaaaay, it’s the most wonderful meaaaaaaal of the daaaaay. It’s the hap-happiest tiiiiime for your faaaaaace.   With some leafy greens blistered and aged cheese all toastered, you’ll want to embraaaaace, it’s the hap-happiest […]

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French Toast Nuggets

Balemtime’s Bay! Yeah, I’m that obnoxious d-bucket who says Balemtime instead of Valentine. I know. I’m actually getting mad just typing it out. What’s even worse is if you heard me say it. It’s not a regular voice. Oh gosh no. It’s a high-pitched squeak that sounds somewhere between a dolphin and a drunk muppet. […]

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Spicy Breakfast Taquitos

It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]

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Toasted Coconut Chocolate Pancakes

It’s basically still the weekend if I post pancakes, right? What iiiiif the pancakes were stuffed to the gills with toasted coconut and chocolate cocoa? Eh? Now we’re talking? Yes. As Instagram as my witness, these babies have opened my eyes (and mouth) to the wonderment of PANCAKES. I can’t stop eating/craving/making/eating/eating them. It’s so […]

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Cast-Iron Breakfast Fruit Cobbler {Tablespoon Tuesdays}

First of all, did you watch How I Met Your Mother last night? Excuse me, what was that ending all ABOUT? Don’t worry, I ern’t gerna spoil anything. I’m just still so dern perplexed over the whole stupid thing! I’ve looked everywhere online for answers, closure, peace, and so far I’ve found two things: jack […]

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Breakfast Taco Cups

Do you remember the movie Somewhere in Time? With Christopher Reeve, Christopher Plummer and Jane Seymour? I hadn’t seen it since, hmmm, I’m guessing the ’80s probably, and I watched it again while making these breakfast taco cups last weekend, and I can’t stop thinking about it. The movie, not the taco cups. Oh I’m […]

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Southwest Breakfast Stromboli

Who wants breakfast? And I’m not talking about a speck of granola, a whisper of a raisin, and the memory of a half dollop of Greek yogurt. I’m talking BREAAAAAKAAAAAFAAAASTTTTTTAAAA. (although i’d like to point out that there is nothing wrong with granola, fruit and yogurt. i love granola, fruit and yogurt! i eat it […]

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Herbed Buttermilk Biscuits with Sausage Gravy

Hear that? Yeah that’s the sound of your New Year’s resolution being flushed down the toilet. Isn’t it wonderful? If I had any say at all in this mess we call life, I’d vote for resolutions beginning in the spring, when things are all bloomy and pretty outside. Not when the entire world is frozen […]

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Poached Egg Bruschetta and Greek Yogurt Chicken Salad

Get labored! Actually, don’t. I know it’s labor day, but I think the hidden meaning behind it is, “dooo noooothing todaaaaay.” And by nothing, I’m pretty sure it excludes the following: * drinking lots of hot coffee. * finishing Fifty Shades of MY EYES. MY EEEEYES. * flipping through the pages of the 45 trillion […]

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Cheesy Canapés, Egg Boats and a Rustic Slab Pizza

How annoying am I about to be. I have TROIS BILLION THINGS to show you. But before we go on, I have some good news to share. I got my glasses fixed! And, I’m utterly perplexed at how they managed to make this happen. I go in, I hand my glasses over to the lady, […]

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