First recipe of 2019! AND IT IS A BURRITO. But like, obscene burritos. Because a) they’re partly slow cooker, b) but simple and wildly flavorful, and c) you put them on a platter and broil cheese on top and become the queen of life. It’s the new year, SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE. Alright, so look. […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlotsam! I mean Friday. I got confused. Okay, what is a weighted blanket? BESIDES the fact that it’s a blanket that’s weighted. Der. But like, what does she do? Ever since December 26th I’ve been seeing them blanketing (haha) social media, and a lot of you told me you got one for Christmas. THEN because […]
Happy New Yeaaaaaaar! Let’s ease into this thing, ‘mkay? Last year I left you with music, and this year, I’m welcoming you back with music! It’s the only way. That and, I got lazy yesterday and didn’t want to edit a recipe. (WHERE ARE EMOJIS WHEN YOU NEED THEM.) How was your break? Too long? […]
Changing it up today! Because it’s Christmas and I’m feeling naughty. Remember back in August when we drove to Arkansas to see new houses and to celebrate my birthday and to eat stinky cheeses and drink rosé on blankets outside and hug necks of my friends and fam? This photo is from that trip! JK. […]
This it is. Here it is. It’s the one. It’s here. It is happening. I like to deem this meal, the ONE THAT SAVES YOUR WAISTLINE IN DECEMBER. And your sanity. And your taste buds. Because seriously, you have to be getting sick of all those Christmas cookies, right? No? Really? Not sick of ’em? […]
Because I’m lazy and can’t bloody decorate a gingerbread man properly. That’s the full title. But look how cute! And EASY. That has to be key. If I’m sitting around with a piping bag, a glass of wine and a colossal lack of precision, I will straight up ruin Christmas. We can’t have that. So […]
FLEE LAA DEE DAA YEE YAA YAAH YAH YOO. I need help! (<–You seriously didn’t see that coming?) OKAY, I’m on the search for the perfect coral lip GLOSS. Not stick. Not balm. Not tub. GLOSS. And don’t try to sell me on Lipsense. That is prison for the mouth. I need something with a […]
O. M. G. I’m sorry, but you’re about to throw away and violently torch all the previous lasagna recipes you’ve ever known after this. JAY KAY JAY KAY jay kay. But really, this gnocchi-take on lasagna is going to creep into your psyche and hibernate there until you decide to make lasagna. And then you’ll […]
Want to hear a funny story? Funny like ha ha. Of course you do. I totally posted the wrong blog post yesterday. COMPLETE WRONG BLOG POST. And I didn’t even notice it for like, almost four hours! I posted an old summer post – zucchini crostini. WHICH YOU CAN SEE HOW I MADE THE MISTAKE. […]
FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJOHNNY! I mean IDAY! Aren’t you just a little bit curious about Red Lobster? I mean, it is STILL IN BUSINESS. How? How has it not totally sunk by now? (<—ha! sunk. never mind.) I was at a little wine tasting last night and Red Lobster came up (obviously by me), and a dude was […]
