Portobello Mushroom and Kale Stroganoff

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Stroganoff? It’s more like stroganON my face. That worked only in my head, didn’t it? Fiiiiirst of aaaaall, Parenthood. Who else calls complete wonk-a-lonk that next week is the LAST episode? I just read that this season was an “abbreviated” season with only 15 episodes. Well you know what, they can abbreviate my fist in […]

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Creamy Curried Cauliflower

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So, over the weekend Aaron and I hosted a leetle dinner party at our hizzy. We had our best pals over for Vietnamese nibbles, grapefruit sorbet and loads of red wine. But not in that order. The wine was first. And all during. And definitely some more at the end. Anyway, we were finally able […]

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Loaded Turkey Taco Salads

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Noooow this is the story all about how this meal got flipped turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how this taco became a salad with dope flair. In the west of the pantry shy of arms and laigs Sat a sweet potato livin’ out […]

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Chicken Vindaloo with Brown Rice

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Here I go again with the curryz. I put a z on the end of that word to prove to you just how hip and current I am with the times. What’s that you say? We’re no longer using the letter z to convey our levels of coolery? Only trolls do that these days? Oh. […]

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Herbed Buttermilk Biscuits with Sausage Gravy

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Hear that? Yeah that’s the sound of your New Year’s resolution being flushed down the toilet. Isn’t it wonderful? If I had any say at all in this mess we call life, I’d vote for resolutions beginning in the spring, when things are all bloomy and pretty outside. Not when the entire world is frozen […]

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Curried Shrimp Salad Pita Pockets

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Brothers and sisters, come together. I’m just kidding! What if I was like that? Calling you brothers and sistersshshsahhahahaaaaa! Or, or! Let us join together on this glorious day in a web of sparkly concord and tranquility as we discover new horizons of the human soul. ORRRR, wait, omg. In a single breath of harmony, […]

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Easy Pad Thai

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Issues. We have issues. Now that I’m completely caught up on Parenthood (which, ya know I just gotta tell ya [channeling Zeek right there], I’m now experiencing this DARK EMPTY VOID OF LONELINESS AND DESPAIR. Sure I have ceiling fans to clean and book shelves to dust, yawn. But I miss it! I know it […]

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Chicken, Spinach and Mushroom Manicotti

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If you ask me, there’s a rumble of mighty confusion among the lands. And by lands, I mean my noggin. You know what, I’m just going to ask you. I asked the Google, but it only led me down a path of befuddlement and flask shopping. What’s the stinkin’ difference between manicotti and cannelloni? They’re […]

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Spicy Tuna Hand Rolls

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Can you even begin to believe it’s Friday? It doesn’t feel like Friday. I don’t know what day it feels like, but certainly not Friday. Maybe Wednesday, since the world went back to work two days ago? Actually, I know a lot of people who went back yesterday, so it might feel like a Tuesday. […]

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Open-Faced Thai Peanut Chicken Sub Sandwiches

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Yeah we need to talk. First of all, Parenthood. OOOOMMMMGGGmyachybreakyheart. I’m not completely caught up, but I’m in the current season. Well, I’m only fifteen minutes into the current season because Hulu decided to get all jankidy jank on me last night. But by the looks of things, I’m due for a colossal breakdown riiiiight […]

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