Toasted Coconut Milkshakes . . . and Babies!

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Just to clarify, there are no babies in this toasted coconut milkshake. Heeeeey, Aggiiiieeeeeerooooo! Guess what-eee-doooo. It’s a virtual baby sherrr fer yewwww! Oh that rhymed. I made you milkshakes. Because hi, don’t we preggrotons need like 12 billion grams of calcium a day? Aaaand they’re milkshakes. With toasted coconut. This is basically what pregnancy […]

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Vegetarian Polenta Lasagna Stacks

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I think I might stack all of the food from now on. That way I can say total douche-bucket things like, “Girl you are staaacked!,” when no one is around. Or when everyone is around. Ugh. Stacking is good for you though! It’s healthy stuff. It exercises your balance, your steady hand, your precision, your […]

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Mini Coconut Cream Tarts

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We have issues. Issues that are large in and charge, kickin’ it root down and shaking hips Shakira-style. The hips don’t lie, you guys. I’ve made sweet treats. I BLAME PREGNANCY. It’s so weird because I’ve never been one to eat something savory and then immediately need a sweet fix. But these babies apparently have […]

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Mediterranean Stuffed Squash

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Would you believe I spelled Mediterranean right on the first try? Seriously. No squiggly lines, no buzzing alarms, no firetrucks, no handcuffs. Looks like I don’t have to enroll for self-esteem camp after all! I’m also noticing that sliiiiight shift in afternoon light as we get closer and closer to the ‘Embers. That’s what I’ve […]

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BLT Pizza Burgers

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This is a non-recipe recipe. A double negative. A loop hole in the system. A promise of a new day. BUT FIRST: omg. I feel the babies. And it’s weiiiiiiiiird. It feels like a psychedelic butterfly parade with bubble machines and face painters and mimers with tissue paper feather hands. Every time I feel it […]

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Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Pasta

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Call me Short-Cut Sally, but this here sauce is about to change.your.game. I really don’t think I can talk about anything else today besides this sauce. You’re welcome? Thing is, in my head the sauce was going to have much more going on in it. I had all these plans! These layers! These sauce ambitions! […]

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