JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAAAAAY. It’s gift guide time! And I swear, I’ll keep this post (semi) short, only because I know you have a kagillion other guides to sift through, cookies to bake, ish to wrap, and your cat to keep from knocking the tree down again. And just so you […]
Friday Flotsam
FA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LA RIDAY. How do you keep your eyebrows from looking like you didn’t just escape prison? You guys, mine are such a trainwreck. I’ve always had a good shape to my eyebrows, but they’ve never been easy to work with as far as staying in place. You heard […]
Montchevré Goat Cheese Giveaway!
JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLIN’, RING TING TINGLIN’ TOOOO. You guys, I have the cheesiest giveaway today. Hahahah! But seriously. It’s the holidays and me thinks you need some free cheese all up in yo’ face. So, I’ve partnered up with the sinfully delicious Montchevré goat cheese peeps (the cheese is delicious. not the […]
Monthly Mixtape: Zuzu’s Petals and Eggnog
HO HO HOOOO! (I’m not calling you that. I’m just saying it because Christmasti- never mind.) Weeeell, the madness has arrived, you guys. And I want to know how you feel about it! Are you the type of person that’s like, “Seriously, can we just get through this already?” Or do you decorate your own […]
Friday Flotsam
FRI (black) DAY. You guys, THE SAUERKRAUT. Wait, have I even talked about it on here? Surely I have. Have I? Oh my gosh, I don’t think I have. Have I? I’m suuure I have. Wait, have I? So, I made homemade sauerkraut for Thanksgiving yesterday, and I have to say: total success! I’ve been […]
Grass-Fed Burgers with Roasted Brussels Sprouts and Crispy Shallots
Burg, baby, burg. I’m not even entirely sure what I mean there, but let’s just roll with it. Can you believe it’s THANKSGIVING WEEK? (all caps mandatory) I cannot. Just cannot. We leave in the morning for our our annual trip to Fayetteville, where we’ll see frans and fam, but backwards, flipped and reversed. I […]
Friday Flotsam
friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF. I had to double check that like thrice to make sure everything was spelled right. And of course nothing was. POLL: Do you use your bath mat strictly as a bath mat, OR an area rug? Meaning, do you drape it over the tub edge […]
Chai Tea Popcorn
Do you make homemade popcorn? We make homemade popcorn. Let’s make homemade popcorn. But let’s make it cray! Just kidding, I don’t say cray. I say BAE, but not cray. Good heavens, never cray. I used to say cray, but not anymore. I noticed it would make my hair fall out, so I stopped saying […]
Wild Mushroom and Christmas Bean Crostini
. . . with Parsley Pesto. (!!) I just didn’t have room for it in the title. But you’re hung on the Christmas bean part, aren’t you? Have you ever seen slash HEARD of Christmas lima beans? I’m sort of obsessed with enormous beans lately. Big, fat, type-A personality, take-control-of-the-situation beans, man. Beans that aren’t […]
Friday Flotsam
Friday. !!!!!! ……. !!!!!!!! . ! I’d like to openly and shamelessly admit something to the world right now. I may lose readers, but that’s okay. I may lose friends, but I just have to stand up for myself right now. I might even lose FAMILY, but this is a risk I’m willing to take. […]