Creative Cooking With A Foodie Flair
Don’t even ask me to pronounce that word. Fedora? Fidoola? Fiddler on the roof? I don’t even . . . But could we take half a nano to talk about how super cute that spaghetti is all crispy and sticking up? We can? Oh, okay. That spaghetti is super cute all crispy and sticking up, [...]
(to be sung to the tune of Oklahoma! that exclamation point is a part of the song title. i’m not just overly zealous this morning. but also, I am.) Guuuaaaaacamole where the avocado is the staaaaaar. Where the pit comes out, and there’s no doubt That the fleshy mash will take you faaaaar. And when [...]
And the appies continue! But this time with . . . well, more shrimp. I like the shrimps. What can I say. But this time they’re potato-crusted! (instead of buffalo-crusted) (why I used parentheses right then I don’t know) (p.s. buffalo-crusting sounds awesome, doesn’t it) (why I’m still thinking about that I don’t know) (that [...]
I’m going to go ahead and call this week what it is: Appetizers For Your Face Cavern. Yerp, snackies all week long! And what better way to kick it off than with a mouthful of bullalo, raaa-haaawwwwt? On top of that, this recipe isn’t really even a recipe. It’s pretty much a super speedy trickster [...]
It’s a good thing I’m showing you a salad today, because the rest of the week I’m pretty much blowing your diet. It’s going to be wonderful. So tell me, how was your weekend? We never talk about that! We should talk about it. Mine was arl gerd. My mom and sis were up for [...]
I . . . don’t even know where to begin. Perhaps that reejankulously long title? It’s because I couldn’t leave any word out! And believe me, this is watered down from what it was before. I was going to call it Shrimp Arugula Garlic Ginger Green Curry Paste Coconut Sugar Double Pepper Naan Cilantro Lime [...]
Game changer. And you know what, I’m not even going to bore you to tears with some random run-on story about the other day when I went to the grocery store and saw some d-tard parked IN FRONT OF THE SHOPPING CARTS and not in a regular parking spot. And how I took a picture [...]
Fried Food Friday. You like it? Not that I feel this should be like, a thing. I’m just mighty fond of alliteration and good times, holmes. PLERS, I fry food like once every 24 millennia, so we have to celebrate! You know, celebrate good times. Come on. TRUTH BE TOLD: A) One of these days [...]
Brothers and sisters, come together. I’m just kidding! What if I was like that? Calling you brothers and sistersshshsahhahahaaaaa! Or, or! Let us join together on this glorious day in a web of sparkly concord and tranquility as we discover new horizons of the human soul. ORRRR, wait, omg. In a single breath of harmony, [...]
I know. IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow. What have I done. How could I even. What was I thinking. Who killed JR. These thoughts are most likely bouncin’ around noggin town right about now. And rightly so. Who do I even think I am taking one of life’s most well known prized and cherished historical food items on one [...]