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You’re Not Tired of Babies, Right?

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Because by the end of this post, your ovaries will have borrowed the car, taken it for a joy ride, hit some mailboxes with baseball bats, stolen a cat, smoked cigarettes, gotten a tattoo, seen the very face of God, repented its sins, gone home to safety, taken a shower with The Crying Game playing […]

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Hit Me Babies One More Time

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So, I’m seven weeks and one day into this whole being a mom thing, and I kind of can’t believe someone hasn’t yet locked me up and swallowed the key. I have to say, we’ve definitely found our rhythm. I have my weekday rhythm. We have our weekend rhythm. And Charlie is clearly content with […]

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Snow Day with Twins. And Wine.

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It snowed in Kansas City! It always snows here, so I have no idea why I just got so enthusiastic. Let me start over. We had our first snow day with the babes! Actually, they were born on a snowy day, so never mind. Let me try again. I never got out of my robe […]

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So I Had Some Babies

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It was January 6th, the coldest day ever. Ever in the history of the world and ever loving everness. I was 37 weeks and one day pregnant with a boy and a girl (ninja?) inside my cranktankerous belly. I was swollen. I was crampy. I was contractiony. I was anti-bacterial-y. I had makeup on! But […]

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