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A Merry Merry Thank You!

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Okay, so nooooooow where are you with your shopping? Just kidding! Unless you’re still shopping, then I’m totally not kidding. I know it’s a bonkers week, and you’ve got gifts to wrap, and open, and cookies to bake, and eat, and cars and bags to pack, and cookies to eat, and movies to watch, and […]

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DIY Ivory Snow


Oh Lord, we’re crafting. But hark! Before you volunteer to spend the night on a brown recluse farm, you should know that this craft is super weird and actually quite simple. Fake snow. I mean yes, you can buy it already made, but where’s the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IN THAT? I must admit, I’d never made […]

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Bacon-Wrapped Stuffing Bites


Gah! Sorry I’ve been so MIA. Between my own doctor, the vet and outside deadlines before le bebes arrives, it’s straight up whack-a-doodleville over here. But I’m showing you bacon today, so that makes up for it, right? . . . R  . . . right? But first, the deal with my dog: Charlie girl. […]

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Eeeez mah beeeerrrthday! And okay. I totally baked a chocolate pie and was so excited to share it with you today, buuuut yeaaaaaah. My meringue was more like ma-WRONG and my pie filling was more like puddin’. Which actually worked out because I found two small garden trowels in the garage, duct taped them to my […]

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4th of July Round-Up Extravaganza of the Year and Century


AMERICUUUUH. This round-up is actually extremely tiny and hilarious. And you mostly likely have your menu planned for today like a well-behaved, organized American citizen, but just in case you needed two more side options, four main entrée alternatives like burgers and fish, one drink option and seriously only one dessert option, Y’ALL I AM […]

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Bloggy Anniverary! Or is it Birthday? Or Both?


It’s my blawgiversary! My blawgirthday. My blirthday. I’m now a blog-a-toddler. A bloddler. I’m 1! Isn’t that weird? A whole entire year into this thing and I still know absolutely nothing. And guess what I’m doing today. I think it’s rather poetic if I have any say in this life. I’m headed on a midnight […]

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Watermelon Spritzers with Lemon and Honey


I know. Just laugh it out now and you’ll feel better. I just figured, if I can’t beat . . . myself, join . . . myself?  Wait, that’s not it. When I figure out how it goes, I’ll get back to you. But guess who was pleasantly surprised with the refreshing beverage of the […]

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