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Friday Flotsam

apple tree

Fruder. Fluder. Fmuler. Fmulay. Frumay. Fruday. Friday. I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS. Not really. But sort of! In a way. Actually, kind of! To some. I GOT THE NAVY BLAZER. Okay, almost. It’s arriving today! But I tried it on IN J.CREW when I had to take back the other one that made me look like […]

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gorgeous mums

Flippidy DO DAH, flippidy DAY. Okay, so I have some updates! On things. On important, crucial life matters. . . . Like the navy blazer. (obvs.) Got one from J.Crew, and it is ADORABLE. Fits beautifully in the arms and shoulders, not too stiff. I don’t feel like a politician in it. But, it’s too […]

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fall leaves

FrRFRFRFRFffffffrrrrrrrrFRFRFRFRrrrrrrrFFFFRRRRRrrrrrrFFFFRFRFRFrrrrridee. Okay, teacher readers. I HAVE AN APPLE TO PICK WITH YOU. (Haha! Did you see what I did there? Instead of a bone to pick, it’s an apple? Because you’re a teache- right.) (And I don’t really have a bone slash apple to pick. I’m teasing. I love you all. Don’t leave me.) But […]

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rainy patio

FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEDEEDOODAAAHDULLYDIMDO. I need help! You’re like, “How does this woman even make it an hour by herself.” I need a navy blazer. I’ve needed a navy blue blazer since the navy blazer was invented and I’ve never had a navy blazer! Every fall rolls around and I’m like, “YES, IT’S NAVY BLAZER HUNT TIME,” and […]

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feet on tile

FFFFFFFFFFFleelee. Okay. So. I have a question. And I’m serious. Super serious. Here goes. When you make a peanut butter sandwich, do you use one knife, or two? One for the peanut butter, and one for the jelly? Or do you use one knife for BOTH the peanut butter and the jelly? And if you […]

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sunflowers and bird feeders

FlooooooooooooRIDAY. We finished Younger last night! (!!) And by we I mean my bestie that binges all these shows with me. We always finish out each series together, with a bottle of rosé and a block of cheese, while watching the rest remotely. GET IT? REMOTE? LIKE THE TV REMO- you did. Okay. Also, by […]

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feet and leaves

Frah rah rah rah Freh reh reh reh Frih rih rih rih day. GUESS WHAT. (I’m just jumping in.) YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. (promise I’ll simmer down.) IT HAPPENED. (you’re like, I’m already over this.) I GOT THE OFFICIAL LETTER IN THE MAIL. (you’re like, good for you, you renewed your This […]

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I'm on a boat

FFFFFFalksdjflasdjfad erder. Why no, a toddler’s not at my laptop, why do you ask? Guys, listened to what happened. And I’ll make this short. (FAT CHANCE) So, we ordered this lovely outdoor sectional from Hayneedle. I’ve never bought anything from this site before, have you? And it arrives. And it’s a GIANT box. We carefully […]

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ford's buoys

FLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHDEEEDAY. Do you sleep in a bra? Dudes be like, PASS. But, do you? Is this a thing? Sleeping in your bra? Over the 4th of July, I was drinking rosé absurdly early in the day with a couple of besties, and we were talking about boobs. (#duh) Sleeping in your bra came up, and […]

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massive door in Stonington, CT

FfFfFfFfRrRrRrRrRrIIIIIIIIIIDAR. We’ve been here TWO WEEKS. Well, two weeks tomorrow. Two weeks tomorrow night at 6:13pm, EST. Not that I’m that nerdy loon who remembers every time stamp in life. (read: I’m that nerdy loon who remembers every time stamp in life.) But do you want to know what majorish slash minorish but still sort […]

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