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Friday Flotsam

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f                                                          R I D A                                                               y. I almost skipped Flotsam this week. My alarm went off this morning at booty:30 and I was like, really? Do I have to? I think I’ll stay in bed. I don’t really have anything to say. They wouldn’t even notice! But unfortunately my […]

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FFFFFfffffRRRRRrrrrrIIIIIiiiiiDDDDDdddddAAAAAaaaaaYYYYYyyyyy. You would not BELIEVE the week Natalie has had. I’m telling you guys. Well, I’m about to tell you right now. Poor little noodle bug. So two days ago, Wednesday, we set out for a morning walk to the grocery store/hardware store, got back, la dee da, and relocated out back to play in […]

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FRAWDAW. So I just woke up from this dream (no worries, I’m not going to put you through what I did a few weeks ago), and it’s got me really pondering something. In the dream I was sitting in like, a hotel lobby or something. And this dude that I went to high school with, […]

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F                                                            rida                                                               Y!   Let’s talk TV. And I’m just going to jump right in- DID YOU WATCH THE MUPPETS?! omg. I know there’s a lot of controversy out there over this one, but I gotta tell ya: we straight loved it. Absolutely loved it. It’s basically identical to […]

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FREE LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEE. day. Let’s talk lipstick. Now, to the naked eye, it would appear that I might have a thing for red lipsticks. But guess what! You’re right. However, I’m actually extremely horrible at picking out lipstick. A) I’m mildly terrified of variety. and B) decisions of this caliber completely stress me […]

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I just blew my nose and I swear it sounded exactly like the coffee grinder. Also, FRIDAY! I have to tell you about this crazy dream I just had. If I can remember it. You know how dreams are. You wake up and you’re like, IN IT, and then five seconds later you’re like, “Wait, […]

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fa fa fa ri ri ri da da da y y y. And not only that, it’s a LAWNG WEEKEYEND! All the joy. All the praises. All the rosés. Do you have big plans for your Labor Day holiday!? I need to hear them. NEED. Our best pals from Arkansas are driving up this afternoon […]

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FREDEEEEEEE. You will NOT believe what happened to me yesterday. You will NOT. So, we’d been dehydrating a bunch of tomatoes and peppers from our garden out in the garage. Our dehydrator is the size of Rhode Island, so we stuck it out there this time, to free up some space inside. You know. So […]

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Idayfray! (<–remember pig latin? it was an awful trend wasn’t it? shall i never speak of it again? right on.) So, you know how when you’re peeing, you can’t do anything else at all. Once the pee starts, you are stationary, and there’s no getting around it. There could be a tsunami straight up inhaling […]

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friday. Just kidding! FRIDAYYYYYYY. Just kidding! friday. GUESS. FREAKING. WHAT. You will NOT believe the news I’m about to share. Colossal. Herculean. Massive. Titanic::: I FIGURED OUT THE SNAPCHATS. Finally! I’m totally on board, semi-understand it, and already in-over-my-head-obsessed. It’s a lot of swiping, you guys. And hi, why is the camera always facing ME […]

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