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fridaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYadirf. I have to tell you my dream real quick before I forget. So, okay – Carrie Underwood was in it, and we were on some college campus, like, in New England or something. Okay first, do you remember Jessica McClure in the well? Baby Jessica in the well, back in 1987 in Midland, TX? […]

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FEEEDEEE FREEELEEE FRAAALAAA DEEE DEEE DRAAA DRAAA DAAAAY. Friday. Have I ever told you about the time I got my ears pierced? You probably got yours pierced at a traditional young age at the Claire’s in the mall, like all the other normal human beings in the world, right? Not me. You guys – I […]

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Friday Flotsam

fRiDaYRrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAy. I want to get more into sauces in 2016. Like, pan sauces! The kind that you make right at the end of cooking a meal- add some sherry, some mustard, some loose hair (<–just kidding), and whisk her up until she be all glorious like. I feel like I hardly ever make pan sauces. […]

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FA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LA RIDAY. How do you keep your eyebrows from looking like you didn’t just escape prison? You guys, mine are such a trainwreck. I’ve always had a good shape to my eyebrows, but they’ve never been easy to work with as far as staying in place. You heard […]

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FRI (black) DAY. You guys, THE SAUERKRAUT. Wait, have I even talked about it on here? Surely I have. Have I? Oh my gosh, I don’t think I have. Have I? I’m suuure I have. Wait, have I? So, I made homemade sauerkraut for Thanksgiving yesterday, and I have to say: total success! I’ve been […]

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friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF. I had to double check that like thrice to make sure everything was spelled right. And of course nothing was. POLL: Do you use your bath mat strictly as a bath mat, OR an area rug? Meaning, do you drape it over the tub edge […]

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Friday.                              !!!!!!           …….                !!!!!!!!                  .               ! I’d like to openly and shamelessly admit something to the world right now. I may lose readers, but that’s okay. I may lose friends, but I just have to stand up for myself right now. I might even lose FAMILY, but this is a risk I’m willing to take. […]

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