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I just blew my nose and I swear it sounded exactly like the coffee grinder. Also, FRIDAY! I have to tell you about this crazy dream I just had. If I can remember it. You know how dreams are. You wake up and you’re like, IN IT, and then five seconds later you’re like, “Wait, […]

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fa fa fa ri ri ri da da da y y y. And not only that, it’s a LAWNG WEEKEYEND! All the joy. All the praises. All the ros├ęs. Do you have big plans for your Labor Day holiday!? I need to hear them. NEED. Our best pals from Arkansas are driving up this afternoon […]

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FREDEEEEEEE. You will NOT believe what happened to me yesterday. You will NOT. So, we’d been dehydrating a bunch of tomatoes and peppers from our garden out in the garage. Our dehydrator is the size of Rhode Island, so we stuck it out there this time, to free up some space inside. You know. So […]

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Idayfray! (<–remember pig latin? it was an awful trend wasn’t it? shall i never speak of it again? right on.) So, you know how when you’re peeing, you can’t do anything else at all. Once the pee starts, you are stationary, and there’s no getting around it. There could be a tsunami straight up inhaling […]

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friday. Just kidding! FRIDAYYYYYYY. Just kidding! friday. GUESS. FREAKING. WHAT. You will NOT believe the news I’m about to share. Colossal. Herculean. Massive. Titanic::: I FIGURED OUT THE SNAPCHATS. Finally! I’m totally on board, semi-understand it, and already in-over-my-head-obsessed. It’s a lot of swiping, you guys. And hi, why is the camera always facing ME […]

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FROODOOOOOOO-y. So, lately I’ve noticed this weird clicking in my neck spine when I run. CLICKING. Every step: click, click, click. I’d honestly be more freaked out about this clicking if I hadn’t noticed it before when I was much younger. I distinctly remember sitting in 11th grade English, Mrs. Whitman’s class, as it was […]

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FRAY-FRAY-DAY-DAY-CRAY-CRAY-no. I think I’m watching too much Seinfeld. Last night I dreamed (wait, dreamt? is that right? hold on let me look it up. okay it’s right, but it’s weird. dreamt.) about the crew, as if they were my crew. And I wanted them to be my crew! We were all at this gigantic restaurant […]

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Freedle-dee-do. Woo woo woo! (<–ew) I absolutely love to run. Big runner, this gal. I don’t run crazy long impressive stretches, but I normally manage to get in a 2.5 mile run 4-5 times a week. Which is perfect for me. Of course I love the exercise benefits of running, the strength building, the muscle […]

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F R I D A YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH! You will NEVER believe what I saw yesterday on my own front porch here in Kansas City, North America, USofA. NEVER. A w.h.i.te.c.o.c.k.r.o.a.c.h. An albino cockroach! First, I obviously screamed in terror. Then, I looked a little closer at it because hello, it looks like a cockroach dipped in […]

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