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Seared Chicken Cutlets with Blue Cheese, Figs and Parsley

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Fiiiiiigaro, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaroooooooo. Sorry. I’m randomly using evaporated milk in my coffee this morning and I think it’s manipulating the oxygen flow to my brain muscle. I hereby do not take responsibility for what happens in this post from this point on. FIGS. Do you ever think about figs and the seductive wizardry […]

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4th of July Round-Up Extravaganza of the Year and Century

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AMERICUUUUH. This round-up is actually extremely tiny and hilarious. And you mostly likely have your menu planned for today like a well-behaved, organized American citizen, but just in case you needed two more side options, four main entrée alternatives like burgers and fish, one drink option and seriously only one dessert option, Y’ALL I AM […]

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Free-Form Vegetarian Lasagna

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I love it when food has attitude. Like this. This lasagna is practically standing in a big open field with braids and flowers in its hair and a huge sign, “Whatever, I’m free-form. Wanna make something of it? And by the way, I just burned my bra.”   It’s lasagna without much willy nilly. There’s […]

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Pan-Seared Salmon For One

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I don’t WANT to annoy the living tar out of you. I don’t. So let me just get this teeny tiny thing out of the way real quick before we begin, cool? Just bear with me. …..sweet Lordy Lou almighty beans of the earth he diddly done won it. Not that this was a shocker, […]

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Buffalo Chicken Quesadillas

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Well skip to my Lordy Lou, they totally did it. Who did it? The Jayhawks. What did they do? They made it to the Final Four. How many times did you do the pee pee dance in front of a TV screen this weekend? 4,268. Why did you just say pee pee dance? I have […]

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