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French Toast Nuggets

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Balemtime’s Bay! Yeah, I’m that obnoxious d-bucket who says Balemtime instead of Valentine. I know. I’m actually getting mad just typing it out. What’s even worse is if you heard me say it. It’s not a regular voice. Oh gosh no. It’s a high-pitched squeak that sounds somewhere between a dolphin and a drunk muppet. […]

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Chicken Taco Twist

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Yep. Pretty obnoxious, isn’t it? And I don’t even have an excuse. So embarrassing! One minute I was craving tacos (shhhhocker) and the next I was stuffing two French breads with this spicy chicken taco mixture with cheese and beans and chipotle peppers. And then I started twisting it up all like some harebrained villain […]

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Herbed Buttermilk Biscuits with Sausage Gravy

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Hear that? Yeah that’s the sound of your New Year’s resolution being flushed down the toilet. Isn’t it wonderful? If I had any say at all in this mess we call life, I’d vote for resolutions beginning in the spring, when things are all bloomy and pretty outside. Not when the entire world is frozen […]

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Buffalo Chicken Pull-Apart Bread

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Oh dear. Oh oh oh dear. We’re talking, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up-stuff here, folks. Actually, the first fall took place on September 19th, 2012 when Kelly posted her Pepperoni Pizza Pull-Apart Bread. I ’bout had 13.5 conniptions right then and there. Ugh, and it’s so unfair. She made what’s basically a wet […]

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Chili Bread Bowls

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Time for çheelee! That’s the way I say çhili. Cheelee. And you have to raise your eyebrows real high like those çreepy çartoony çharaçters in Soundgarden’s old video Blaçk Hole Sun. And the L sound has to be really enunçiated, like to the point where there’s almost spit in the çorners of your mouth. And […]

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Corn Muffins with Bacon and Parmesan

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I will not say cornhole. I will not say cornhole. I will not say cornhole. Oh hi! Look who’s been getting her little bake on, eeeeh, eeeeeh? Speaking OF, this weekend I have major major major plans to attempt something that ends with cake and begins with pound and has the word chocolate and maybe […]

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