This is going be so corny, you guys. OHHHHHHHH no I diiiii’int. Do you Mexican street your corn? Yes, Mexican streeting is a verb. Duh. I halfway Mexican streeted my corn over the weekend, then decided upon consumption that I must definitely full-on Mexican street my corn, and show it to you so that you […]
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Skillet Brie and Artichoke Heart Dip
BRIE + ARTICHOKE HEARTS = NECESSARY ALL CAPSNESS. I know how you like being screamed at first thing in the morning. Listen! This dip, you guys. This DIP. We have to talk about it. Well, I’ll talk about it to you. I can’t see straight. Let me slow down. I hosted a little play date […]
Black Trumpet Mushroom Puff Pastries
I’d like to clarify that what you are about to see is not from an episode of the X-Files, but in fact actual food. Would you just look at that?! It’s mega creepy, isn’t it? I can’t tell you how dangerously yummy it is. Even if it looks like tarantulas baked on some puff pastries. […]
New Year’s Eve Appetizer Roundup!
HEY, GIRL, HEY. So. New Year’s Eve is in like, five minutes, and we need to talk food! Are you cooking? Going out? Having a party? Staying in and safe under your bed? I haven’t had a lick of time to prep anything new, so I thought a simple roundup (roundup? round-up? round up? up […]
Roasted Indian Cauliflower and Chickpeas
It’s vegetarian! I’m not sure why I got so excited just now. I guess because it’s vegetarian! And I hardly ever post vegetarian. And I always get emails, “Post something vegetarian! Post it! The vegetarian something thingy!” So here it is. Vegetarian! I’ll chill. Maybe. This recipe is SEWWW easy. Beyond beyond beyond. All it […]
Montchevré Goat Cheese Giveaway!
JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLIN’, RING TING TINGLIN’ TOOOO. You guys, I have the cheesiest giveaway today. Hahahah! But seriously. It’s the holidays and me thinks you need some free cheese all up in yo’ face. So, I’ve partnered up with the sinfully delicious Montchevré goat cheese peeps (the cheese is delicious. not the […]
Chai Tea Popcorn
Do you make homemade popcorn? We make homemade popcorn. Let’s make homemade popcorn. But let’s make it cray! Just kidding, I don’t say cray. I say BAE, but not cray. Good heavens, never cray. I used to say cray, but not anymore. I noticed it would make my hair fall out, so I stopped saying […]
Wild Mushroom and Christmas Bean Crostini
. . . with Parsley Pesto. (!!) I just didn’t have room for it in the title. But you’re hung on the Christmas bean part, aren’t you? Have you ever seen slash HEARD of Christmas lima beans? I’m sort of obsessed with enormous beans lately. Big, fat, type-A personality, take-control-of-the-situation beans, man. Beans that aren’t […]
Slow-Roasted Golden Tomato Bruschetta
More tomaters! Only this time we’re slooooow roastin’. As opposed to slow cookin’. Remember? From like, two days ago? Never mind. These golden beauts, I must admit, do not come from my very pregnant garden. They’re farmer’s market finds because I cannot liiiiiiive without golden tomatoes. Which makes me wonder why I don’t just grow […]
Shrimp Nacho Party Bites
We’re having a pretend party today because I feel like it, dang it. Actually, I just opened the back door to let my dog out, and it’s like 67 degrees! SIXTY SEVEN. If that’s not means for a pretend party I don’t know what is. I mean sure, it’s going to hit 91 horrendous degrees […]