Yeeeeeeeeeeeees I’m posting pizza again. Surpriiiiiise, surpriiiiise. Speaking OF, when I was little, I used to think the word was “suprise,” with no r, and one day I wrote “suprise” on a birthday card or something, and my mom was like, “Bev, it’s ‘suRprise’ with an r.” And I was like, “suRprise? SuRPRISE? That makes […]
I put a cheeseburger in a salad. Is that cool with you? Of course it is, you’re not made of GRAVEL. I also made a pub dressing that I think you might take a shining to. Do you remember the pub sauce from my pub burger post a long time ago? It’s the same thing! […]
Weeeeeeeeeell, well, well. Look who made bressertfast. Oh no, it’s an actual true factual word combining breakfast and dessert. I didn’t make it up at all. It’s in the Webster, but don’t try to look it up right now because I think their site is down or something. I realize that to the naked eye, […]
What, it’s totally in vogue to post soup in the middle of May, didn’t you know? Actually, I made this lentil soup last week when Mother Nature was on a roll at the slot machines, and Old Man Winter went behind her back and played a risky little game with the rest of us at […]
Oooooookay. S’bout to get real up in her. I know it’s technically my job or whatever to bring you recipes that you can fully trust! That you can count on with all your heart! That help make you believe you can fly! But. I need help today. I need help in a major way. (I […]
First of all, did you watch How I Met Your Mother last night? Excuse me, what was that ending all ABOUT? Don’t worry, I ern’t gerna spoil anything. I’m just still so dern perplexed over the whole stupid thing! I’ve looked everywhere online for answers, closure, peace, and so far I’ve found two things: jack […]
The snow has melted. Luscious temperatures have returned. Let’s get it awwwwwwwwn! Oh wait, I didn’t mean it like that. I just meant with this here spring pasta since it’s all nice again outside. Wait wait, not with the PASTA. Oh goodness. I just meant like, let’s twist and shout like sauerkraut. Throw our hands […]
These. It would be ridiculous for me to attempt to put into human words just how monumentally delicious these crostini are. Just imagine yourself on the kitchen floor, in a puddle of your own drool mixed with a little honey, body limp, mind numb, and a trail of expletives escaping your lips. Got that? NO […]
I don’t know about you, but my fancy is like, way tickled with all these appetizers this week. And we’re not done yet, my sweet pookie bears! (I’m sorry. I’m going through some things. Just . . . let me.) I’m posting something summery and grilly and dipperydoo today to help my heart come to […]
(to be sung to the tune of Oklahoma! that exclamation point is a part of the song title. i’m not just overly zealous this morning. but also, I am.) Guuuaaaaacamole where the avocado is the staaaaaar. Where the pit comes out, and there’s no doubt That the fleshy mash will take you faaaaar. And when […]
