I almost titled this post “Been Farming Long?” because I figured I’m long overdue for a good face punching. But plastic surgeons are crazy expensive these days, and I need to wash my hair later, so . . . We went to a farm party! At this dude’s house. Instead of asking if he needed […]
Oodalalee! (name that movie) I’d almost completely forgotten about red beans and rice. Erased from my mind, thrown into a large bag and burned up forever-forgotten. But I love red beans and rice, so I have no idea why I said it like that. Also, red beans and rice is one of those meals where […]
I think I’m starting a new series! I’ve been playing around with these Friday posts for about three weeks now, and mama digs. Ohhh good, within five seconds I made the douchiest decision and spoke in third person. I’m not rightly sure it’s possible to recover from this, but I’ll give her a go. So […]
Pop! . . . goes the . . . popcorn? Time to ‘fess up. Do you buy microwave popcorn or do you make it from scratch? Be honeeeeest. Because if you say microwave I’ll totally high-five you. It’s dang good, isn’t it? All that powered extra-terrestrial butter madness? LU-HUVE it. But! You should totally start […]
We’re having lentils for supper! Wait, don’t cry. I’ll never say supper again, I swear it. So this is how this went down. A few weeks ago I had mega mama plans for lentils, shrimp and asparagus. You know how when you decide on a meal, you envision how it will look, right? Like, will […]
Natalie has a very important announcement she’d like to burp. We’ve got a mocc winner! Did that gross you out? I hope so. The lucky gal, Rachel, as commenter #356 said, “Ooh, I have had my eye on Willow & Fig moccs for my little boy! I think the Sequoia are perfect for everyday but […]
You know what they say, autumn doesn’t exist unless you visit an apple orchard. And not only that, it’s highly possibly you’ll come down with a horrible case of guinea pig face if you forget it all together. It’s true! And I don’t mess with myths and legends that I make up. So you better […]
Oh for heaven’s sake. I can’t even remember the last time I posted pizza on this here blog. And frankly, that’s a crime. Speaking of crimes, it’s almost Octoooobeeerr! And you obviously know what that means. Scary movies! It’s a good thing we’re already waist-deep into our newest BBC crime show obsession from the ’90s, […]
I think something’s wrong with my coffee this morning. Orrrr maybe I’ve just had too much. Or not enough? This is how lame Aaron and I are right now. We’re on this stupid no-sugar thing this month, minus the oops-I-totally-forgot-but-didn’t-and-made-a-spiced-pumpkin-loaf moment (two hours) I had a few days ago. To be fair, there’s actually more […]
People have babies for many different reasons. Some to fulfill their naturally embedded nurturing instincts. Some to have help around the house, farm or reality show. Some people have babies because it’s the next logical step. Me? I did it for the moccasins. Right? I feel like it’s only been in the last few years […]
