Fridayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Why doesn’t Chipotle have queso? It just dawned on my brain hole the other day – Chipotle doesn’t have queso. How are we living in a world where Chipotle does not have queso? I think that would be a BOSS move for them. A KILLER move. (But not a boss killer move. Just…making that […]
Two more days until the official Slurpin’ Season begins! Everything I said just now was 100% true, except for the whole official part. So never mind everything I said just now. But you can still slurp if you want. You should slurp this! Let me tell you about it. I love this recipe. I had […]
This is about to change the way you see the world. Your future. YOURSELF. First of all, you know how we feel about one-pot dishes. Well this is like, the Godfather of one-pot. Let us unleash the praises. (no horse heads were hurt in the writing of that paragraph.) Secondly, it has a bit of […]
FRA LA LA LA LAAAAAA DAY DA Y DAY DAY. Okay, remember how obsessed I got with my mini horse pube broom eyebrows a while back? You’re like, “no but thanks for that lovely image.” WELL, I ended up going to Ulta (wait, Ultra? Ulta. Ulba? Ulla? Uvula?) and had an eyebrow specialist go bonkers […]
Warning: What you are about to experience are 15,987,235 photos of me in a bikini. AHHH LAAAAAWD I KEED. We went to Nickelodeon! With two toddlers. To another country. The Dominican Republic. Punta Cana to be exact. We went there. But not like, Nickelodeon STUDIOS. There was no Marc Summers present. But . . . […]
I promise all those words in a row are WORTH IT. This is the thing – a while back I made some BBQ-ish nachos for a client, and on top of those nachos was a dollop of BBQ sauce, and a dollop of sour cream. You guys, I was not aware at that time, of […]
Siiiiimple simple simple. (also it’s simple.) This is my brand new all-time favorite meal of all time today right now. It may look all fancy face, but in reality, it’s just a plain ol’, delicious cinch to pull together. Three things happen. Let’s discuss. You’re excited, I can tell. You roast tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes. If […]
FRID-EEEEEEEEY. FRID-HEEEEEEY. FRID-HAAAAAAY. friday. Do you think those ear wax candle thingies are a myth? A legend? A hoax? A ripoff? Because, you guys. I cannot hear anymore. My hearing is gone. All gone. Wiped away forever. Between my kids constantly screaming down my eardrums, my dog barking at the mailman and any other speck […]
This recipe is brought to you by – my ENTIRE CHILDHOOD. When I was growing up (IN THE EIGHTIES. I miss the eighties.), my mom have a fine-tuned meal rotation that almost never budged. Monday night was this. Tuesday night was that. Wednesday night was this, plus that. However, one meal in particular that never […]
These are the quesadillas you’ve been waiting for your whole life. Listen, I just want you to be prepared for what’s about to occur. Because they’re the type of quesadillas that are easily approachable for a weeknight. Which always wins. But if you’re wanting to slow poke it on a Saturday or Sunday, you can […]
