You know me and a good nibble spread.
I feel like I’m constantly posting overheads of nosh spreads. It’s a sickness from which I never want to be healed.
But this one is boomtastic BECAUSE it’s just in time for all your holiday party madness. (“I’m ready to par-taaaaaaaaayyyyy with-thaaa-best-of-them-and I’m gonna go down TO THE RIVAAAAR.” – name that movie.)
The words gift and box go together like peanut and butter.
Christmas and tree.
Wilson and Phillips.
And they have a ton. Like, so many.
And I’m showing you this because you MIGHT have someone on your Christmas list (or yourself), that loves to host (maybe you?), or that might be the hardest person in the entire world to shop for (besides food). I’m telling you, these gourmet gift boxes are a PIMP idea for a Christmas gift. Or for your Christmas Day spread! Or Christmas Eve spread! Or next week spread! Listen, YOU DO YOU.
Let me show you which one I got, and what I did with it.
I ordered the Winter Holiday Cheeseboard gourmet gift box. But hark, pigeons, it’s so much more than just fromage. DeLallo is so good at ALL the Italian noshies. Nuts, spreads, crackers, stuffed olives, peppers, meats, dude.
I’m calling you dude. The gift box doesn’t include a dude. But it could.
I mean. It’s ridiculous. So much amazingness. So much happening. Can’t feel my face.
So this is what it looked like before I arranged it all on a big cutting board on Thanksgiving Day. I feel like I just needed to show you that.
But look at that! So much life opportunity in one place.
Of course I wasn’t able to put everything out at once, unless your board is enormous because this spread is mammothly scrumptious. So I just put out about half, arrange arrange arrange, joosh joosh joosh, nosh nosh nosh. And then filled it up throughout the afternoon as needed!
And all was well. Hashtag Bloody Mary.
Here’s more of a close up, in case you’re like me and need all the details for the sake of inner peace.
PROSCIUTTO FROM HEAVEN.
SO MUCH FORMAGGIO.
I’m screaming because it is 100% necessary.
No, you are correct. Nat is holding nothing. Absolutely nothing. Ghost drink. And she was iiiiinto it, boy.
And you are also correct. Homegirl has the bandaid on the OUTSIDE of her leggings. Should I start a prayer circle?
This spread was absolutely fabulous, you guys. Everyone raved on and on and nibbled their faces off all morning and early afternoon. And like I said, DeLallo has TONS of gourmet spreads to choose from. And the price range is huge and vast and will work for anything. BOOM, yo.
But because we’re clearly besties and I think you might be itching for a discount, DeLallo and I want to offer a 30% off discount for this exact gift box! Just use the code BEVCOOKS at checkout, and it will knock off a few buckaroos. (Don’t tell anyone I just said buckaroos.)
You might even get lucky enough to have your small child dredge her bare finger through the raw honey that everyone was eating.
. . . yay?
(This post is definitely in partnership with DeLallo. But all ramblings and noshings are totally my own. We coo?)