Roth’s New Snack Cheeses! Because I need another reason to eat cheese.

Haaaaaaaaaaaave you met Ted?

Wait, that’s something else.

Haaaaaaaaaaave you heard about Roth’s BRAND NEW SNACK CHEESES? (<—snack. cheese.)

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

They’re here! And WARNING: your life is over. (I saw that smile.)

Because hi, they’re individually-wrapped cheese bitey nibbles that come in not one, not two, but THA-REE flavors. Yep, the good news just keeps on comin’.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

As if you already didn’t know about my Roth cheese obsession, I think these snack cheeses just tipped me over into full-on nutcase territory.

Maybe it’s because I’m drawn to all things little. I’m into little.

Not so much into BIG. Like, when you see big giant letters from a sign that aren’t actually in the air, but they’re on the ground next to a building? That is gross. Not right. Can’t handle. Get it gone.

Or like, when you see the county fair rides all broken down and into large disgusting pieces on a trailer? No. Stop it. I can’t see that or understand how to emotionally process that mess.

Give me little OR GIVE ME NOTHING.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Creamy gouda snack bites. (hurts so good.)

Creamy mozzarella snack bites. (never leave me.)

Creamy cheddar snack bites. (be mine forever.)

But I’m not dramatic about it or anything.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

And the extra pimp thing is, they have all the nutritional info right there on the package, so if you’re watching calories, you know exactly when (or when not) to cut it off.

Boom.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Who else’s OCD is TICKING to just reach up and tuck Will’s little jean pocket back in?

I know.

Me, too.

Let’s just breathe together.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Another thing you can do with Roth’s new snack cheeses, if you’re under the age of five and don’t plan on eating when your mommy tells you to because she feels like you didn’t eat enough at preschool is. . . .

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Stick them on your face.

Just go right ahead and slap ’em on your greasy mug. I’m sure your eyelash mites didn’t get enough to eat either so let’s just make sure THEY’RE WELL FED.

I’m fine.

It’s fine.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Perfect for an afternoon snack, splendid for a picnic, crazy ideal for an extra pop of protein and calcium on a lunch plate – I’m addicted. They’re addicted. We’re all addicted!

And you can get these anywhere, really. I’ve seen them at big grocery stores, and even Trader Joe’s! GIT YEW SUM.

Roth's New Snack Cheeses! / Bev Cooks

Also, raise your hand if you got my opening sitcom reference. I want to squeal and/or high five you.

(This post is definitely in partnership with my lover, Roth Cheese. But all snackings and ramblings are totally my own. We coo?)

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9 Responses to Roth’s New Snack Cheeses! Because I need another reason to eat cheese.

  1. rayna September 27, 2018 at 7:06 am #
    Legen-DAIRY
    • Bev Weidner September 27, 2018 at 7:17 am #
      Um, that was amazing and you WIN AT PUNS AND LIFE.
      • Emily September 27, 2018 at 10:01 pm #
        Oh my gawd. That was awesome 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ HIMYM for life.
  2. Candace September 27, 2018 at 9:13 am #
    Hi! These look great! As soon ask I read the word snack my mind immediately went to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52dVwMJTEc ...... this is how i say snacks now and hope you might do the same? Or I'll just be that weirdo. SNAAAACKS.
  3. Jenna September 27, 2018 at 9:38 am #
    While I feel like any cheese could be a snack cheese if you try hard enough...these would be awfully convenient to pack for school and work.
  4. Dawn September 27, 2018 at 11:11 am #
    Purchased my first Roth's cheeses!! I am hooked!!! Thank you:)
  5. Hazel Skelton September 27, 2018 at 12:34 pm #
    Have I met your mother!!!!!
  6. Karen B. September 27, 2018 at 6:09 pm #
    My granddaughters love snack cheeses. I'll definitely pick some up. The only place listed as having it in my area of So. Calif. is Whole Foods, but I can give up a paycheck to go there! hahaha. Your babies are growing up so fast. They're darling. Karen
  7. Amanda September 27, 2018 at 7:29 pm #
    These sound perfect! Too bad I’m in a small town and probably couldn’t find them :( And yes, I I’d love to fix his pocket! Lol I’m always making my son stop whatever he’s doing so I can mess with him and fix him. :)

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