The Will Show: A Haircut

IĀ  was totally going to post a recipe today. I was.

But then . . . spices separated, lentils turned to mush, there was a bitterness I just couldn’t place. Sooo, let me put my thing down, flip it and reverse it, and I’ll bring the recipe to you another day. In the meantime, I’ll show you photos of Will! And the amazing transformation of a mini mullet monster turned righteous rocker rascal.

But let me warn you, there’s a photo of hair in a little bit. Like, loose hair. Detached hair. Hair not on a head. Are we going to be okay after this?

I’m taking your silence as a yes.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

Look how giddy he is to be mullet-free.

See, I had all these glorious intentions of letting it grow out long enough to pull it back into a baby man bun. They are all the rage, you know? Can you imagine how ridiculously cute he would have looked? And completely silly, I know. The melodious rhythms of my ovaries simply weren’t going to hold me back. But with barbarous protest from my husband, I had to let the dream die, and get my snip on. Such is life.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

Look at this mouth. He’s been making that expression off and on lately. What is that? He looks like an old man with no teeth. I can assure you, he’s certainly not old. And he has like, six entire teeth.

I took a straight edge razor and got to work! I actually cut Aaron’s hair, so it’s obvious I’m extremely skilled in this field.

Just don’t move your head.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

Snip snip.

Snip.

WILL DON’T MOVE YOUR HEAD.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

I went for a faux-hawk look, keeping it on the mild side. Took it up a little high on the sides. A little thicker on top. Short in the back.

Just call me Vidal Sassoon. But without the Sassoon part. Or the Vidal.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

And there it is. A pile of hair on a food blog. Excuse me while I reevaluate my life choices.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

“I’m not crying, I just have something in my eye.”

I just want to clarify, that’s a quesadilla on his highchair, not hair. Thank you. You may proceed.

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

Will for president!

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

“Future . . . so . . . bright . . . ”

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

“Hey, girl, hey. You into apples and peanut butter? Coo, coo.”

Will's first haircut. AKA: Bye Bye Mullet

“How you doin’?”

How am I doing? How am I DOING? I’ll tell you how I’m doing. I’m a bonafide wreck, son. A complete disaster. You’re never leaving the house for as long as you live. I’m going to sew you to my c-section scar in the middle of the night.

You know what, now that I say that out loud, I guess I can kiiiind of hear how I may sound slightly unhinged. So, let’s scratch that last part. You’re free to go destroy something.

Thanks for humoring me in what probably felt like four months just now. I do have a Natalie show in the works, but I’ll save it for a day when another recipe totally blows.

Oooo! Maybe I should try cutting my own hair today . . .

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18 Responses to The Will Show: A Haircut

  1. Julie January 22, 2015 at 7:57 am #

    Love the new haircut! He looks like a little rock star.

    • Laura @ Raise Your Garden January 23, 2015 at 6:32 am #

      Great haircut! Mullets on anyone is just not cool. I always appreciate it when parents cut their kids hair and keep it out of their eyes! That would drive me nuts. Now, my 4 year old wants to look like Elsa and is refusing haircuts. Yikes!

  2. debbi January 22, 2015 at 8:00 am #

    Those eyes are going to break hearts!

  3. Julie @ Table for Two January 22, 2015 at 8:01 am #

    Omg. My ovaries just exploded from all the kicking. HE IS ADORABLE!! We now need a Natalie post!! Eek I heart your babiessssss!

  4. Jamily January 22, 2015 at 8:10 am #

    Will is just so handsome! Love the haircut. He’s a heartbreaker for sure..

  5. Jenny January 22, 2015 at 8:23 am #

    His expression is killing me!!! He looks styling with his new haircut! The girls will be swooning in no time!

  6. Jenny Flake January 22, 2015 at 9:45 am #

    Oh my goodness, his little face…that haircut!! Too much fun and cuteness! Love your babies!!

  7. Kelsey January 22, 2015 at 11:07 am #

    I totally lost it at “Iā€™m going to sew you to my c-section scar in the middle of the night.” Seriously, you have the CUTEST kids. What a joy it must be to be their mama! šŸ™‚

  8. lisatberry January 22, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

    You are the coolest mom…those cheeks and that side picture of the neck…swoon…Can’t wait for the Nat post. Your baby pictures make my day.

  9. Liz @ The Lemon Bowl January 22, 2015 at 6:59 pm #

    I can’t even!!!! And I’m cracking up because we cut two mullets in this house today too!! What is it with mullet boys?!

  10. Laura January 23, 2015 at 12:38 am #

    Oh my GOSH… The cheeks – He’s already breaking hearts!

  11. Mel G January 23, 2015 at 2:51 am #

    So cute, but I bet he still has more hair than Natalie….

  12. Kelly Senyei | Just a Taste January 24, 2015 at 9:29 am #

    When I need a guaranteed laugh or a baby fever moment, I come here. You are hilarious and this is amazing and my heart is now full šŸ™‚

  13. Katie January 25, 2015 at 9:53 pm #

    good gracious, that kid is handsome. aaaand I need a razor like that…cutting that hair on a wiggly boy with my dull kitchen scissors is thiiiiis close to impossible.

  14. Serena | Serena Bakes Simply From Scratch January 29, 2015 at 9:40 pm #

    Swoon.. I really shouldn’t look at these sorta pictures because I feel the baby fever coming on..

  15. Eva Cooper February 10, 2015 at 7:13 am #

    This little one is so cute! Little Mr. Sunshine šŸ™‚

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