Friday Flotsam

FAH-RAH-DAH. That’s “Friday” in Bev speak.

Friday Flotsam

I’d like to start this flotsam by showing you this lovely little Christmas village. How about, it’s made of CHEESE. You either just got extremely hungry, or extremely grossed out. I didn’t make this cheese village, no way. Lord knows I don’t have the patience for something this detailed. But it’s pretty amazing, isn’t it? Yesterday I got to star in three Youtube-style episodes for a very large cheese company. I got to play an actual character! A little loony, a little zany, a little cheesy (don’t punch), and a little weird. I can’t wait to show you.

You on the other hand, aren’t so sure.

Friday Flotsam

Okay, so noooooow where are you on your shopping? We’re done! All except for a few stocking stuffers and we.are.done. Do you stuff stockings? Tell me what you put in them. Because I’m always like, “my stuffing RULES.” And then I hear about pearl necklaces and trust funds and I’m like, oh.

I do cutesy stuff, like (good) chocolate bars, tea towels, mini quiz books, lip gloss, that kind of stuff. It’s good stuffing, right? I think it’s good stuffing.

Do you want me to stop staying stuffing?

STUFFING STUFFING STUFFING.

I’m stuffed.

Friday Flotsam

I spent the majority of last night boo-hooing over Jessica’s brand new baby boyyyyy! I had money on it being a boy. Well, mental money. She texted me earrrrrly yesterday morning with the news that they were in the hospital and she was already at 8cm. All day long during the shoot I kept stopping the crew, “hold on I gotta check and see if she’s had the baby!” I didn’t really do that. Only three times.

The funny thing is, two days ago Jess was like, “ohhh the chances of the baby coming soon are soooo slim.” Aaaaaaand he’s here. And he’s perfect! And I’m crying again. Just go look at that face if you’ve not already seen it. Ugh.

Friday Flotsam

So Aaron was so thrilled about me making fun of him last week for his fossil hunting, that he’s requiring me to show you his finds, to prove that he’s not a total nut case. So I present to you, his fossils. They look like rocks, yes. But if he were to show you each little crevice and line of this previous life from 5 hundred billion years ago, you’d a) yawn, and then b) be actually a little impressed by it. Fossils are weird. That was LIFE. Isn’t that creepy? It’s like a mummy rock. In a way. Never mind.

So that’s all I have for today! But first, tell me what Christmas movies you’ve been watching, what cookies you’ve been eating, and if you’re blanketed in snow, or if it’s 90 degrees where you are. I have to know these things. Before I fossilize, myself! Waaaaah.

You’re still disturbed by the cheese village, aren’t you?

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13 Responses to Friday Flotsam

  1. Kori Zunino December 12, 2014 at 9:36 am #
    Love the cheese cottage...but I'm wondering if it has to stay refrigerated, or if it's getting all warm and smelly. LOL Starting around Thanksgiving, I pop The Holiday into the player and it probably plays about 300 times until New Year's. My 5 year old even says it's "mommy's favorite movie." :) I don't know what it is, but I just absolutely adore that movie. I live in northeast Florida, so it's been a little chlly here, but just sweater weather. I would love to live in Boston, where it snows...but then I think about bundling the kids up and having to shovel a driveway, and I don't know how to deal with that. Lol Wishing you and yours a wonderful Christmas! And I love all the pictures and the stories, keep 'em comin' :)
  2. Mandee December 12, 2014 at 10:16 am #
    I had a terrible cookie at this resort last night! I think it was supposed to be shortbread? It's 80 degrees here in Mexico but come Tuesday we will be back in cold, not snow covered Tennessee. Love your blog (and the cheese village)! Check the hubs and I out on Twitter and Instagram @knoxfoodie
  3. Anonymous December 12, 2014 at 10:36 am #
    The cheese houses are kinda weird but the fossils are kinda cool. Oatmeal cookies with cranberries and walnuts and dipped halfway in white chocolate. They are crazy good. And of course Christmas Crack (otherwise known as Saltine Toffee Bark). Haven't seen it yet this year but will be watching Christmas Vacation. Happy Holiday to you and your family!
  4. Ashley December 12, 2014 at 11:26 am #
    Um, hi, love this post. That fossil collection is....special. Great job Aaron! So far I've only watched Home Alone 1. Buzz...your girlfriend...woof. Elf is definitely happening soon! I'm eating a gazillion sugar cookies I made yesterday. And it's been in the 60's ALL week!!! Jess's baby. #dead
  5. Nicole December 12, 2014 at 12:30 pm #
    Um, so as soon as I saw the post on Jessica's page and shrieked a little with excitement that it was a boy, my follow-on thought was immediately "oooo, I wonder when Natalie will get to meet him!"... Not creepy, promise. About 60.52% done with shopping... so far have only watched Elf and Rudolph... have about 4 kinds of cookie dough prepped in the fridge that I keep swearing I will bake at once to hand out. Shockingly however (not), I find myself just baking a dozen or so each night for my fiance and I... only to have them gone by the following afternoon. There are ghosts in our house, hungry ones.
  6. Natalie December 12, 2014 at 12:54 pm #
    Cheese village was super gross, I puked in my mouth a littleā€¦ I am a little bit further ahead in my Christmas shopping than I was last week, as in I purchased one more gift, yay me! I'm baking chocolate chip molasses cookies 'cause they're the bomb. I've watched Elf, that's it. It is WINDY and like 50s here in the PNW (that's Pacific NorthWest for ya) specifically in PDX (that's Portland for ya). So gloomy and rainy and everything that the PNW is. Blegh. I walk around with my daughter and describe to her the exact same scene every day (she's 2 months), so boring!
  7. Liz @ The Lemon Bowl December 12, 2014 at 1:49 pm #
    So I pretty much lost all focus reading this post when I saw Jessica had her baby.. !!!!!! <3 <3 <3
  8. kelly December 12, 2014 at 2:40 pm #
    ELF! And The Family Stone. It's set during Christmas, so I consider it a Christmas movie. And Love Actually. And Charlie Brown. Molasses Sugar Cookies! And classic sugar with frosting and sprinkles. 50s and dry here in SW Colorado... Hoping for a white Christmas but we'll see. Done with Christmas shopping! Oops, That's not true. ALMOST done... Thanks for the reminder!
  9. Jennifer @ The Foodie Patootie December 12, 2014 at 6:20 pm #
    I could eat that whole cheese village in one sitting and feel no shame. Also, your stocking stuffing sounds pretty awesome. I love small things like that so wahoo! Butttt I would love me some jewelry. My husband is clueless about stuffing. He gets me candy bars and I'm all "im on a perpetual diet and also, I don't like chocolate". As for the holidays, I'm eating cherry balls (basically sugar cookies with a maraschino cherry in the center and dipped in vanilla frosting) and it's actually 40 degrees right now in Tampa, but it'll be mid-70s next week. Double wahoo!
  10. Lindsay December 12, 2014 at 9:39 pm #
    I read "my best recipe yet" right before I read this post and thought in my brain "I wonder if she'll mention Max?" Because clearly he and I are besties. My bff/neighbor had HER first boy one week ago (early too!) and I've got newbabyboys all on the brain in a non-creepy way right now. Movies! All that everyone said but also Planes, Trains, and Automobiles + Mixed Nuts. Steve Martin wins Christmas.
  11. kim fluck December 14, 2014 at 2:43 pm #
    My mom was the best stocking stuffer. I remember getting little bottles of Rose Milk lotion, fresh tangerines, whole walnuts, and candy! candy! candy. And the year I got the Michael Jackon cassette tape "Beat it!"... that was the best. I played it over and over in my yellow Sports Walkman. Okay, I just dated myself. It was the '80's and it was awesome! For my almost 18 year old son, I always put the gold foil covered coins in his stocking and lots of other candy.
  12. Courtney December 14, 2014 at 8:30 pm #
    I'm in love with your style of writing. Makes me want to blog more, but I suck at it. Obviously. Last post almost 2 months ago. Fail. First, you're a good stuffer. We've only watched Elf so far this season. Twice. We just made sugar cut out cookies that still need to be frosted. Turns out, that's not as fun as it sounds with 8 kiddos. AND we did have snow but it's melting. It better snow before Christmas. The End. :)
  13. Poppy December 15, 2014 at 8:25 am #
    I love thee the cheese village - looks great! And I love the fossils :))

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