I wish I was that piece of chicken.
Well, before the whole teeth puncturing through me thing.
But really, I wish I was that piece of chicken.
But I wish I was that piece of chicken with a huge tongue. A huge slippery tongue so that I could lick everything on, above and under me.
You know what, this isn’t going as planned. You’re getting uncomfortable.
Maybe I wish I was one of those mushrooms.
But I wish I was one of those mushrooms with a massive set of teeth. A massive set of teeth so that I could merrily munch on the mountain under me.
Okay now I’m getting uncomfortable.
You know what, let’s just forget any of this just happened.
Hey, remember that whole mushroom pimple thing? That was awesome.




Bev, now that you have opened this strange, creepy, yet altogether yummy door…I would so take that gravy, slather like lather and lick myself clean. That wasn’t too weird, was it? good, didn’t think so!
what time should I be there for dinner???
I was thinking of making something with chicken for dinner tonight. This might be a good consideration. Thanks, Bev.
My mom used to bake chicken breasts with cream of mushroom soup and serve it over rice….This dish is like that dish’s jacked up super way cooler cousin.
…Sorry mom.
Oh my goodness this looks good! Perfect for a quick supper!
Such amazing creaminess!
I like my food to be smothered, especially with creamy mushrooms!
I just read this post outloud to my husband because I think you are so funny. Again, not even kidding.
This looks delicious! Totally adding it to my menu.
Oh-how I have missed your sense of humor, friend!
Making a shopping list now! I’m going to serve this over zucchini noodles. Yum!
Love mushrooms, pretty much going to lick the plate clean here!