A little poem for you. . .
The storm clouds are hoverin’. My coffee’s gone cold.
My kitchen looks like a sink hole. I even spotted some bread mold.
The husband has a birthday today. I’ll mow the lawns for him.
He still has good hair, they say. He need notteth even a trim.
Speaking of hair, if I so shall. I had mine done last night.
I now look somewhat presentable. It’s no longer trying to take flight.
But I’m not here to discuss these things. I’m not here to bore.
I’m simply here to make you salivate. From pesto and beans, galore.
Oh and I forgot there’s chicken, too. How could I mislead?
It’s because we’re running a 5K soon. And my toenails already doth bleed.
I’m kidding. I’m kidding. I can handle the run. It’s not that I’m a wimp.
I just get carried away with words. Like, pimp and crimp and shrimp.
You’re falling asleep. I can feel it so. I have one more thing to call.
LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NI – oh wait, that’s not it at all.
Mmmmmm, pesto chicken salad, for all of your faces.
Full recipe and story, right here!





This is awesome, love the added beans and tomatoes. Happy birthday to Aaron!
This looks amazing!! I could drink pesto i love it so much.
I’m not resting until you’re a host on SNL, or at least on Food Network.
I’m telling you, I believe you should be on TV! You’re gorgeous, hilarious, and so talented!
I wish I had the hook-ups. I will keep my eyes peeled and ears open, because that’s how it works.
Oh yeah, back to the birthday boy. Happy birthday, your wife is awesome!
Haha! Love the poem, Bev. Perfect springtime recipe to go with your lighthearted humor! Happy birthday to your honey, too. It will be a happy enough day if he gets to eat this, I’m sure.
You’re a poet and didn’t even know it.
I’m a tool who sits on a stool.
I’m going to stop now and jam my face into a bowl of pesto.
Poached chicken…reminds me of my grandma’s method. Gorgeous, Bev!
OMGawd why are you so awesome?! Love the poem & loooove this salad. I think my hubby would even like it
By the dubs, happy birthday to your hubby! xo
Funniest thing I’ve ever read! This looks outrageous my friend!
Awesome poem! Happy birthday to your husband! And gorgeous chicken salad. I’ve been on a pesto kick lately so this is just what I need.
“my toenails already doth bleed” muahaha
Ah, bleeding toenails. I almost miss running marathons. Wait, no I don’t. I don’t at all.
You and your pesto. Every time you make it I want to jump through my computer screen onto the plate.
Loving the poem
. I wish I could rhyme that easily haha! Loving this pesto chicken salad!
I’m down with pesto anything!!!
Hilarious! You’re quite the poet, Bev.
I love pesto. And the poem is awesome! Congrats!
Sounds really delicious! I would not want this salad any other way
“Spice it Up”
Love this recipe. The salad looks so fresh and tasty. You’ve just given salad a whole new name! Love it, thanks for sharing! I would love to add this to my SkinnyScoop Tasty Recipes list. Please let me know if I can do so!